HOLLYBLOG SQUARES  

keithcancook 61M
11072 posts
5/8/2005 12:27 pm
HOLLYBLOG SQUARES

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SUNDAY TV GUIDE


HOLLYBLOG SQUARES


PRODUCED by keithcancook , this daily game show is based on the tic tac toe game known throughout the world. Contestants vie to match up the center square with all the other squares. (if ya get three in a row you win a BONUS prize, but the MAIN IDEA is to match the CENTER SQUARE with ALL the other CELEBRITY GUEST SQUARES in any combination imaginable. Zig Zagging across the board is allowed and is in fact ENCOURAGED.

Play begins with the first contestant choosing a square. The CELEBRITY GUEST occupying the chosen square then goes BACKSTAGE to confer and copulate, er, postulate, possible answers with the occupant of the CENTER SQUARE. When finished with the copulation, er postulation they will return to the game squares where the answer will be given.

Questions to those in the CELEBRITY GUEST SQUARES will be either true/false or in a multiple choice format. The contestant will then decide whether she AGREES or DISAGREES with the answer given. Correct answers will receive a corresponding X or O. The game continues until the CENTER SQUARE has been matched with ALL the other CELEBRITY GUEST SQUARES or until the occupant of the CENTER SQUARE cries MERCY!

The first few programs have already passed the producers review process and are slated to open the upcoming season .

SHOW #

CENTER SQUARE: keithcancook
CELEBRITY GUESTS: sexyfitwoman, BLONDENEEDSSEX, mzhunyhole, papyrina, GoddessOfTheDawn, Barbiebunny69, bella_, SensuallyKatey

SHOW #

CENTER SQUARE: keithcancook
CELEBRITY GUESTS: missy97330, Dandth, greeneyesatl05, LacyCuffs, wyvernrose, Crimson959, candy69sosweet, playfulwithyou33

SHOW #

CENTER SQUARE: keithcancook
CELEBRITY GUESTS: Ladyblue85, Ecaffine, Barbarella585, _CoffeeNoCream_, FrustratedBBW03, havemercy97, Sinderlicious, Firsttime36

SHOW #

CENTER SQUARE: keithcancook
CELEBRITY GUESTS: TXROSE4Untx OktobyrsStar, hourglasses, bbwprowling, waggypolly, CurvyMelissa, 1GreatestWoman, lovelyLady

SHOW #

CENTER SQUARE: keithcancook
CELEBRITY GUESTS: boney1551, Tigercat221, hugmekissmef_me, starlight6412, AsianCatTongue, kissablemeinmn, merrybrown40, Jezebels_GString

SHOW #

CENTER SQUARE: keithcancook
CELEBRITY GUESTS: humboldthonni, morefutility, EE407, FirstTimer554, BigDnLady, TandJ_95, sweet_grass, raindrops25

We are saving this one for our FANTASY WEEK to be shown during the ratings week period.

mzhunyhole mzhunyhole mzhunyhole
mzhunyhole
mzhunyhole
mzhunyhole mzhunyhole mzhunyhole

Occasionally throughout the year the show will be open to carefully selected males. These shows will correspond to days when keithcancook is on vacation recovering from the rigors of publishing, producing, writing, and occupying the CENTER SQUARE.

APPLICATIONS to appear in the center square will be processed either according to the reciprocity system or to the highest bidder depending on which one has the most value.

Details Inside!


SPECIAL SHOW WITH NEW FORMAT ARRANGED FOR A SPECIAL CELEBRITY

Barbiebunny69
Jezebels_GString


(it's good to be The Producer)


Hollyblog Squares has now been updated with the latest technology. Many thanks to the MAYOR OF BLOGLAND, [blog sexyfitwoman]

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[photo sexyfitwoman]



keithcancook 61M
18125 posts
5/8/2005 1:09 pm

Dang, I sure wish I had better editing tools for this blog.

But you guys get the idea...


BLONDENEEDSSEX 58F

5/8/2005 10:22 pm

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I wants guest spot,,,,, wait I never knewabout this,, hmmm is that why you wanted me to go on a stinking vacation


wyvernrose 39F  
3964 posts
5/9/2005 10:06 am

lol they will work out the bugs eventually, are they all supposed to be mzhuny? 0.o lol will have it sorted eventually dear {=}

WyvernRose


keithcancook 61M
18125 posts
5/9/2005 10:41 am

okay girls, I tried over a dozen times to get this up on my main page. Failing that, I tried to do it in here at least half a dozen times.

Before I originally posted HOLLYBLOG SQUARES I had all my female friends up there but the site won't let me do it. When I left this morning all y'alls pics were up in here. Now, they are all gone ... AGAIN! So I will settle on this method.....

sexyfitwoman BLONDENEEDSSEX mzhunyhole
GoddessOfTheDawn
Barbiebunny69 bella SensuallyKatey


keithcancook 61M
18125 posts
5/9/2005 10:42 am

Ladyblue85 Ecaffine Barbarella585
_CoffeeNoCream_
FrustratedBBW03
havemercy97 Sinderlicious Firsttime36


keithcancook 61M
18125 posts
5/9/2005 10:51 am

No text, with just pix only, will not be accepted.

Ladyblue85 Ecaffine Barbarella585
_CoffeeNoCream_
FrustratedBBW03
havemercy97 Sinderlicious Firsttime36

Girls, keithcancook LOVES you ALL!

PS I have other games in mind but these ideas are only for one to one, private playing. See me for details (privately).


keithcancook 61M
18125 posts
5/9/2005 12:21 pm

Lol (nervous laugh), that is definately something I considered [blog sexyfitwoman] . I used the profiles of females who either comment or visit here regularly. I try and watch who comes over here and am gratified when I notice regular visitors. I hope I don't end up offending anyone by this. Yet nothing ventured, nothing gained is the order of the day. If I don't dare to try new things my blog could become (horrors) .......predictable!


expatbrit49 64M

5/9/2005 1:56 pm

Ohh Ohh I want to be in the square under Katey see if that can leak down MMmmmmmm So can I please please please please!!!!!!!!

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


keithcancook 61M
18125 posts
5/9/2005 2:28 pm

Yes, of course expat ol pal. And now you know the reason her pants are always wet. She sits next to the CENTER SQUARE.

Also, I want to make an ANNOUNCEMENT concerning our dear Katey. I posted this two weeks ago over at expats place. (It was NOT in his basement, it was at street level at the time)

Hey Katey! I will gladly shake down some pence for the rights to that pic u have posted there.

In all honesty, it is the best one I have encountered that didn't show a face. There are stories told in that one image and every man will have a different one (well, u know what I mean).

Also, that choice that you made reveals much about your creative talents.

Oops, I just slipped on my drool and hurt my fanny!


keithcancook 61M
18125 posts
5/9/2005 6:47 pm

Holey Moley mzhuny! I think you have misunderstood. I fully intended to have my "FANTASY WEEK" ratings sweep featuring the very pics that were posted.

Make no mistake, you were MEANT to be alone with me in those squares.


scubasnack2005 59M/59F

5/9/2005 7:57 pm

Such a gentleman schmoozer.

We'll read the questions.
"And CIRCLE gets the square!"
"And now a word from our sponser"


mi_mwpm 52M

5/9/2005 8:29 pm

SO, when are you going away for a while Keith? I think there are a lot of guys that want to play this particular game.

I'll take Katey for a spin, er, the win.


rm_txrose4uNTX 59F
3289 posts
5/9/2005 8:53 pm

Le' HollyBlog Squares???? lol... Hope you don't think me square; I have many curves!!! lol.... Laters....


BLONDENEEDSSEX 58F

5/10/2005 5:12 pm

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW the game is onnnnnnnnnnnnnnn,, let get going ,


keithcancook 61M
18125 posts
5/10/2005 6:34 pm

Hey sexy! I thought u said in yer blog that u weren't digging holes in here for me. (its ok, I think I like controversies)

I knew they wouldn't post the "shadow" pic since I experimented with it before I posted. I still wanted to recognize a few of my readers anyway and let y'all get the gist of it. The Bella thing was getting me tho so thanx for that one.

Now hand over that dang shovel.


IPman 62M
313 posts
5/11/2005 6:42 am

Dear Mr. Keith-Can-Cook,

I am writing to inform you that I represent Hollywood Squares and their trademark. You have infringed on the use of the Hollywood Squares intellectual property and you must cease immediately. Failure to comply will require us to seek injunctive relief and damages.

To avoid further action, please provide us with the names and phone numbers of the contestants on your square. If you respond within the hour with the information we desperately want and need we will take no further action against you.and call the beautiful woman and ask then to lunch with me cooked by you

Signed
IPman IntellectualPropertyMan


rm_bluegenes51 57M
245 posts
5/11/2005 9:52 am

The one in the upper right is HOT!!!!


lustmirror 64M
2897 posts
5/11/2005 3:16 pm

how interesting....an hour ago, I left a message to inform you of the yellow bar over your ID in my watched blogs. I might have made a disparaging remark about the powers that be....
My post is off the radar, but the good news....you are no longer yellow


keithcancook 61M
18125 posts
5/11/2005 3:37 pm

Dear Intellectual Property Man,

My attorneys-at-blog have determined that in fact Hollywood Squares has no eminant domain over tic-tac-toe based games and in fact we have determined that the original idea for Hollyblog Squares occured to keithcancook in the late 1960's in the form of a wet dream. YOU are a very clever and imaginative blogger IPman. I think we are going to get along just fine. Lunch prepared by me is a wonderful idea.
As a consequence we are even now preparing to counter-sue for damages and eventually hope to RUIN y'all for even thinking about FUCKING with me. The ladies will be all over me in appreciation while you are in the kitchen cleaning up the mess!
Also, even though I am now a TV PRODUCER I am not your ordinary California variety type of Producer. However, seeing as how you are such an astute fellow I think we can reach a comprimise.
Honor is held in high esteem here and releasing personal information is out of the question. We can do this later in a more secure environment.


keithcancook 61M
18125 posts
5/11/2005 5:35 pm

Grrrr! While trying to get this right I ended up getting it wrong and accidently deleted the SECOND show of our FIRST season. Now it is all jumbled up again.

NOODLES! NINNYHAMMERS! Now what? Well, for one thing I will RESTRAIN myself and will NOT attempt to set the chronological record straight...

Jeeze y'all. Your collective sigh of relief all together was like a gale force gust and nearly knocked me over. ( Hey! which one of y'all had garlic for lunch? )

Here is the original SECOND show, which should have been...oh nevermind (I sorta promised)

missy97330 Dandth greeneyesatl05
LacyCuffs

Crimson959 candy69sosweet


Just for the record I want to say that my original intention was to put FOUR shows on my main page. Three from the "opening week" of the show and the "fantasy week" show with mzhuny and myself. I had to post and repost ad nauseum (note to self, refrain from posting on sundays). Finally I got it to post with just the "fantasy week" squares.

Then, as I tried to post the other shows in this here comment area all y'all busted in here and commented before I could get my shows up in here. Oh well, I surely must love y'all beaucoup to spend so much damn time to get it right.
( but it still came out wrong didn't it? Oh well, I am only a man. what more did y'all expect?)

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...................................

GRR.... this is a COPY of the original COMMENT which was composed last Sunday afternoon. This is the SIXTH time I have tried to post it as a COMMENT in my own dang blog.
Rats! Call it the SEVENTH time now and oh let this be the LUCKY one that sticks...
CURSES! FOILED AGAIN...now for #8 ...
(I know, I know. I couldn't help myself. Now y'all know what drove my wife to leave her kids. Still, this is MY blog and the chronological order of things in here has become legendary)
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...................................


mnfun952 103M

5/11/2005 6:32 pm

Keith - I heard the network execs dropped your show in favor of Charles In Charge re-runs.... Dude, that just sucks...


keithcancook 61M
18125 posts
5/12/2005 4:36 am

Dear Intellectual Property Man,

My attorneys-at-blog have determined that Hollywood Squares has no eminant domain over tic-tac-toe based games and in fact we have discovered that the original idea for Hollyblog Squares occured to keithcancook in the late 1960's in the form of a wet dream. YOU are a very clever and imaginative blogger IPman. I think we are going to get along just fine. Lunch prepared by me is a wonderful idea.
As a consequence we are even now preparing to counter-sue for damages and eventually hope to RUIN y'all for even thinking about FUCKING with me. The ladies will be all over me in appreciation while you are in the kitchen cleaning up the mess!
Also, even though I am now a TV PRODUCER I am not your ordinary California variety of producer. However, seeing as how you are such an astute fellow I think we can reach a comprimise.
Honor is held in high esteem here and releasing personal information is out of the question. We can do this later in a more secure environment.


sportyfun56 107M

5/12/2005 7:22 am

Well any show with a premise such as this that doesn't have me involved is doomed for failure anyway. Keith, you should have known this. The Ladies Blog Perfoming Union demands it.
.... And "noodles and ninnyhammers"? Steady there Samwise, don't get all muddled.

But you have selected a fine batch of "talent" ... lol


keithcancook 61M
18125 posts
5/12/2005 4:53 pm

Outstanding [blog sportyfun56] ! You caught my reference which was cast with the intent of reeling in a fellow fan. Out of all the myriad characters presented in that work, he is the one I most identify with.

On your second comment well, what else can I say? They are not called CELEBRITY GUESTS without reason.


Barbiebunny69 45F

5/13/2005 4:00 pm

Keith
Im a DIVA... and im being a DIVA... I want to he on Jezebels show. We work as a team. Im just too jealous of having that italian upstart Bella on MY show...so Mr Producer...figure out something adn wheres my Cliquot!!!
BarbieDIVAbunny


rm_LacyCuffs 50F
386 posts
5/14/2005 7:18 pm

Licking
's sunglasses off his face Snoopy Rules!!!


TB49er 42F

5/17/2005 1:14 pm

I want to be between Barbie and Jez...Barbie you have all the fun...hehehe


keithcancook 61M
18125 posts
5/17/2005 4:39 pm

. . . . . . . Barbiebunny69TB49erJezebels_GString


Barbiebunny69 45F

5/17/2005 7:58 pm

TB!! hell ya girl!!

Thanks Keith..ure on the bottom of a triple decker chick sammie


rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
8/23/2005 12:53 pm

OK...I confess. I have been watching the show for some time now on my illegal cable hook up. I'm so ashamed!

[blog talldarkavg1]


keithcancook 61M
18125 posts
9/15/2005 5:47 pm

LOL, so ya followed my link eh, talldarkavg1 ? Glad ya made it over. The early days of BlogLand were a special time, but be careful down in these basements. They can be dangerous!


keithcancook 61M
18125 posts
3/21/2006 10:35 pm

Dang, one too many pix when I updated the post...

Oh well, Blog On!


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