Classic Comments #6  

keithcancook 61M
10901 posts
8/22/2006 11:39 pm
Classic Comments #6

The Venting Blog Presents: Classic Comments

Yes folks, that's right. I've been reduced to posting comments that I've made in your blogs. Todays choice comes from My Blog , by amberabercrombie. The sixth entry into this series is exerpted from her post 9829 Your challenge My gain 9829, from March 27, 2006. She wanted some help finishing a story...

amberabercrombie 3/27/2006 7:32 pm

Your challenge:

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I'll start:


Many thought she was crazy being taken by him, some would say she had lost all touch with reality..that night she laid there upon her white silk sheets and began to reminisce about the conversations they had had, her body ached with unforgiven pleasure, grinding and sliding between her sheets, she closed her eyes and pictured a place were only her dreams could take her, she thought of of him, conjuring up the perfect mental image in her mind...

she slipped off her red silk lacy thongs, only to feel the warmth of herself among her sheets, it didn't take much for her hands to find their way down to her wetness and explore, slipping in and out of her wet, hot, throbbing clit....

while groaning in her midnight pleasures she heard a loud tapping at her door, who could it be?...Uh Oh ....did I hear something...what's that? I do believe it's the sound of my stove going off.. dinner's ready!...


That's about where I'm cutting you off.. YOUR challenge, if your so inclined to be brave and amuse me, funny, sexual or otherwise, or fuck to just say hi.. is to finish this one ...make it good I have a hot date with my toys tonight ...Third times a charm...re-posting, this thing self deleted twice now lol...

BRING IT ON

3/29/2006 1:58 pm
With the sound of the oven timer buzzing in my ears I ran to the door and opened it. There to my horror I found a small fire on my front porch. Instinctively I stomped on the burning paper bag and put out the flames.

Grrr! #$%$^&$ KIDS!

Hopping on my good foot with my, smelly, smoking shoe held high I ran back to the oven flipping the switch to the timer. It began to buzz even louder, and I mashed it repeadedly to try and make it stop.

It was at that moment that the phone on the wall rang. With the oven timer wailing unceasingly I hopped to the phone but I lost my balance when I reached for the reciever. As my smoking stinkfoot came down it landed squarely in the trash can and burst into flames!

I jumped back, as the flames shot up the wall exploding the phone. The sauce on the top burner overflowed as I turned and fled out the door. Of course my good foot planted itself in the smoking pile of shit on my porch and slid out from under me as I tumbled off the porch and into the yard.

I looked up as the flames began flickering in the upper windows of my home. Flies were buzzing around my smoking feet.

The oven timer droned on...

The End.


For more Classic Comments see:

1 This one is a real hoot folks Check it out
2 love poetry between kcc and mzhuny
3 a song for the BlogLand Retirement Home
4 bad puns
5 even worse puns



kyplowboy22 62M

8/23/2006 5:31 am

So, uhhhh, havin' one of those days eh?

kpb


KC_JJ 55M

8/23/2006 5:50 am

I remember tryng to pull that burning shit bag trick once as a kid. After torching up the bag my friend and I hid in the trees across the street from the house to watch the event unfold. The man of the house seemed wise to it and jabbed the bag around with a fireplace poker but did not come out and stomp. We were disappointed.

So I see i'm not the only one who thought to regurgitate back some old "hidden gem" comments. And it looks like you've been doing it for awhile too.

I wish we could call up a list of ALL of our past comments chronologically. And not just the latest 100 like we can now.

I guess I should make a request to CEO-LuvPump or we could do something like a two person petition if you also think it's a worthy request.

I know I've written some comment doozies that deserve to see the light of day again but I'm almost clueless as to where to look for many of them. It's gonna take some blog detective work!

MMM [ MMM


clevergirl4U 59F

8/23/2006 7:01 am

When I started reading this, I thought "OMG, Keith is going to write erotica...NO WAY!"

This was even better Thanks for the morning laugh to start my day...


keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
8/23/2006 10:48 am

    Quoting candy69sosweet:

    ♥ ♥ Gawd I love you keith! You are one of the most amusing, multi-faceted men I have the pleasure of knowing. This one was a hoot! ♥ ♥



    Kisses & Hugs
    ♥ Candy ♥



Yeah, it was fun writing it, candysoveryverysweet!


keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
8/23/2006 10:49 am

    Quoting kyplowboy22:
    So, uhhhh, havin' one of those days eh?

    kpb
Actually, it all happened late last March!


keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
8/23/2006 11:00 am

    Quoting KC_JJ:
    I remember tryng to pull that burning shit bag trick once as a kid. After torching up the bag my friend and I hid in the trees across the street from the house to watch the event unfold. The man of the house seemed wise to it and jabbed the bag around with a fireplace poker but did not come out and stomp. We were disappointed.

    So I see i'm not the only one who thought to regurgitate back some old "hidden gem" comments. And it looks like you've been doing it for awhile too.

    I wish we could call up a list of ALL of our past comments chronologically. And not just the latest 100 like we can now.

    I guess I should make a request to CEO-LuvPump or we could do something like a two person petition if you also think it's a worthy request.

    I know I've written some comment doozies that deserve to see the light of day again but I'm almost clueless as to where to look for many of them. It's gonna take some blog detective work!
I have been able to find some of my old comments by running an advanced google search. Others I have on file.

In the early days of BlogLand comments were notoriously teflon coated and often slipped right off the page. I began saving them on a wp in case I needed to repost them. Those files are now a roadmap through the ancient corridors of BlogLand.

In any event, I have become the greatest "deep-blog" diver ever seen here. The basements of BlogLand are my personal playground...
NYAH AH AH!


keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
8/23/2006 11:07 am

    Quoting clevergirl4U:
    When I started reading this, I thought "OMG, Keith is going to write erotica...NO WAY!"

    This was even better Thanks for the morning laugh to start my day...
You know me well, clevergirl. Imagine The Venting Blog producing erotica!

Oh well, there's a first time for everything and this time I thought I'd try my hand at a bit of slapstick. Never wrote that before.


expatbrit49 63M

8/23/2006 1:30 pm

~shakes head~

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
8/23/2006 2:49 pm

Oh - lemme guess ol pal...

You woulda got the carrots out since dinner was ready. Then all your friends woulda come over and everyone woulda got laid. Everyone.

Except for one.

Bite me, ol pal.


rm_muffin162 57M
763 posts
8/23/2006 2:53 pm

copys Expat and shakes head lol


Dustywidgettoo 61M

8/23/2006 3:09 pm

Hi there


sexyariesgirl 58F

8/23/2006 4:29 pm

Oh Gawd!!!!! This is just toooooooooo funny!

Power To FOK


LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
8/23/2006 5:30 pm

I think that would qualify as a bad day!!...I'd like a small piece of that imagination you have Keith...unless of course your comment was based on real events, in which case I don't need that shit...


MOfunNOWWOW 56F

8/23/2006 9:02 pm

and then what happened



MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
8/23/2006 10:15 pm

LMAO! I nearly cracked a rib I laughed so hard at this. It really is classic!!!

{=}


keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
8/24/2006 6:03 am

    Quoting waggypolly:

    I thought it was something else that was supposed to get sizzling hot.

Um, amber was expecting the same thing, but she liked my comment well enough as I recall. It is the unexpected which makes this one a classic.


keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
8/24/2006 6:06 am

Ha ha! In that case consider the reply I left him as being also for you...


keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
8/24/2006 6:13 am

    Quoting sexyariesgirl:
    Oh Gawd!!!!! This is just toooooooooo funny!
Since you liked this classic comment sexyariesgirl, try the link to Classic Comments #1. It's short, to the point and absolutely hilarious!


keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
8/24/2006 6:17 am

    Quoting LustyTaurus:
    I think that would qualify as a bad day!!...I'd like a small piece of that imagination you have Keith...unless of course your comment was based on real events, in which case I don't need that shit...
Naw, I made it all up on the spot, LT.

I imagine that your imagination is just fine. Just let it go when the inspiration strikes...


keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
8/24/2006 6:24 am

Um, didn't you see the part where it said THE END, MO?

PS: If you want more on this, why not visit amber's original post and read some of the other entries?


keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
8/24/2006 6:28 am

    Quoting Whispersoftly5:
    LMAO! I nearly cracked a rib I laughed so hard at this. It really is classic!!!

    {=}
Hello whisper! I urge you to try some of the other Classic Comments if you wish to laugh some more!


rm_dandth 49M/39F
173 posts
8/24/2006 2:42 pm

The closest thing to an orgasm without involving sex has always been a good hard laugh for me.....


keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
8/24/2006 2:58 pm

Aw, c'mon CHIEF! You can join me!


keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
8/24/2006 3:10 pm

    Quoting rm_dandth:
    The closest thing to an orgasm without involving sex has always been a good hard laugh for me.....
Jeeze, I sure hope amber felt the same way. The evening was going so well for her before I showed up to comment.


happyladychat 48F
3740 posts
8/24/2006 5:36 pm

Thanks for bringing me smiles....

Make it your challenge.... turn me ON!!


keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
8/24/2006 6:32 pm

I love to bring you smiles, happyladychat sweetie!


ZZ_Todd 60M

8/24/2006 9:54 pm

Thanks Keith... for what you said on my post. As a matter of fact, you are partially responsible for my decision not to go postal. As long as I've been reading you (in both forms!) I have never, ever see an unkind thought from you toward anyone. You have been a role model to me, and I'm sure many other men here. And so, for that more than anything, I do thank you.


interested13563 54M
2557 posts
8/27/2006 3:44 pm

It cannot get more classic than this!!!


keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
8/27/2006 5:03 pm

    Quoting Tala4u2:
    'Great burning bags of shit' Jerry Lee Lewis coulda had another hit. I reckon it's time u started a musical career Keef.
It's coming, Tala. I practice on my porch weekly.


keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
8/27/2006 5:09 pm

    Quoting ZZ_Todd:
    Thanks Keith... for what you said on my post. As a matter of fact, you are partially responsible for my decision not to go postal. As long as I've been reading you (in both forms!) I have never, ever see an unkind thought from you toward anyone. You have been a role model to me, and I'm sure many other men here. And so, for that more than anything, I do thank you.
Aw shucks, ZZ. That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day!

I'm pleased that you kept your cool. Blog On!


keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
8/27/2006 5:18 pm

    Quoting rm_mzhunyhole:
    I'm crazy about ya too..don't ya know..I'll never forget our poem..
Yes, I know, my little wildflower. I too, will always remember "our poem". It was one of those "moments in blogging" for me. (and thus a Classic)


keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
8/27/2006 5:23 pm

    Quoting PassionsWine:
    I`d join you anytime Darlin and then ol pal can bite us both
Yeah, I'd like to see him try and write me outta that scene, CHIEF!


keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
8/27/2006 5:30 pm

Stay tuned to The Venting Blog and find out, interested my old friend...


duststormdiva 52F
6854 posts
11/24/2006 5:31 pm

I've had days like that! LOL geez

DustStormDiva


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