Classic Comments #3  

keithcancook 61M
10901 posts
2/14/2006 1:15 am
Classic Comments #3

The Venting Blog Presents: Classic Comments

Sometimes when I am reading a blog I will suddenly break out in song. This one was inspired by 1hotwahine's comment in mzhunyhole's post: WHERE DID YA SAY TO TURN , from August 25, 2005. She wanted a song for the BlogLand Retirement Home...

1hotwahineHow could I possibly come up with anything better than following the Yellow Brick Road????

Of course that also means that the real Blogland will be in Kansas, so we might want to rethink it a little. Wait - that might actually be a good, centrally located. "...and Kansas, she said, is the name of her star..." Maybe Keithcancook will come up with a retirement song for us.

mzhunyholeOOOH..I never thought of that we will need a

A song you say? All you need to do is ask. (Or have 1hotwahine issue a challenge).


Somewhere over the rainbow bloggers sigh.
That's where BlogLanders go to
once their old blogs have died.

Somewhere over the rainbow posts go through.
And all the men's balls are golden
rather than a shade of blue.

Someday I'll jump into a car
And go to where the bloggers are
All with me.

Where nectar drips from honeypots
and I will get laid quite a lot
That's where you'll
find me.

Somewhere over the rainbow our rest home lies.
An ol pal wanks in the rest home
why then, oh why can't I?

If happy little expat wanks beyond the rainbow
why oh why can't I?

Babel__Fish 46F

2/14/2006 2:28 am

LMAO...... too funny I actually heard the singing from the Movie Wizard of Oz while reading this post.

Happy Valentines day!


toothysmile 51M
16517 posts
2/14/2006 5:46 am

OMG... waaaayyy too funny...
now... how about Elton John's 'Goodbye yellow brick road' ?...

papyrina 52F
21133 posts
2/14/2006 6:01 am

another great one

<marquee width="90%" behavior="scroll">Happy Valentines</marquee>

I'm a

i'm here to stay

fantasia_shares 48M/44F
4164 posts
2/14/2006 8:10 am

And, I, on the other hand, heard the IZ version...gosh, I love that version...

You might want to know who to watch out for around here: Are YOU a Dirty Bad Man or Woman !

Please tell me the secrets of your sex appeal Primping!

And a MUST READ: [post 2294897]

Just shamelessly pimping my own damned blog!

southrnpeach333 51F

2/14/2006 8:54 am

It will be the loudest rest home ever.

rm_1SweetBitch 56F
8575 posts
2/14/2006 9:02 am

lmao...That was so funny...Keith you crack me up. Thanx

Happy Valentine's Day !

No Day Is So Bad It Can't Be Fixed With Great Sex!

1 SweetBitch

womanoirish 55F

2/14/2006 9:51 am

thanks for the laugh, Keith me darlin'

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
2/14/2006 10:43 am

I gotta tell ya, that is the BEST compliment I could ever desire for a post like this. Thank you, Babel Fish. If ya hear the music and sing along in yer mind, then the post is working... Blog On!

I aim to entertain, sweetneeds! Stay tuned to The Venting Blog for more muddled music!

I'm leaving that one for you, toothy my friend! Besides, I don't wanna say goodbye to that road. Oz lives!

Aw, pappy. You are very precious to me, don't ya know?

<marquee width="90%" bgcolor="blue" behavior="scroll" align="center" color="red" direction="right">Tip Your Secretary</marquee>

I am not familiar with that version, fantasia.

Hi there, southrnpeach! It is nice to see you here in The Venting Blog again. I agree with you. Bloggers are a vocal lot, aren't they?

I hope you like The Wizard of Oz, 1SweetBitch. There is more to come...

Ah, WOI me lassie. Bringing you smiles is why I am here...

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
2/14/2006 10:55 am

Will you marry me?

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
2/14/2006 11:01 am

well, or something...

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
2/14/2006 12:00 pm

All things are possible in the Land of Blogz wahine; you Oz fanatic you!


2/14/2006 12:39 pm

LOL, Don't look now TOTO but I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

expatbrit49 64M

2/14/2006 1:05 pm

rofl, good one ol pal

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
2/14/2006 2:12 pm

good job, lol. The Deja Vu is now complete.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
2/14/2006 3:48 pm

    Quoting rm_1hotwahine:
    good job, lol. The Deja Vu is now complete.
I felt like I had been here before. Now I am certain of it. I suppose we had better start a new loop before this one takes us over...

I betcha there's all sorts of stuff in your basement...

pinkplaytoyz 51F

2/14/2006 3:56 pm

~sitting, staring with fixed gaze to the heavens while fondling the knitting in her wheelchair~Oh Toto, do you really think its true? Can there really be such a place.....?

sexyeyes375 48F

2/14/2006 4:57 pm

Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be

this suddenly doesn't sound so bad.. they'll have viagra, right?

toothysmile 51M
16517 posts
2/14/2006 6:02 pm

Oh Keith... it's so obvious you 've never heard me sing...

TTigerAtty 63M

2/14/2006 6:34 pm

Hey Keith!


oldman1776 79M
3164 posts
2/14/2006 8:54 pm

LMAO. Great one KCC.

rm_goddess1946 107F
13518 posts
2/15/2006 12:08 am

put on the little green glasses and
everything is magical....
yes, keith...oz rocks

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
2/15/2006 7:00 am

The Venting Blog can take you far far away, MOfunNOWWOW. All that is required is a little imagination...

Hullo there, expat, ol pal! When we are too old to sail we will retire to the home. There you can wank yourself to your hearts content!

LMAO! That's the spirit, pinkie! Click your heels together three times and say "There's no place like the retirement home"!

If we are all together it won't seem so bad, sexyeyes sweetie. I would imagine that a rest home for this lot will have everything needed to continue sexual activity right on up to the point of expiration. At least that is how I feel about it...

Red Beer Day? Have you been drinking with virgins again, TTA?

Keep yer vocal chords flexible, Jez. And bring out that old score from The Wizard of Oz. Yer gonna need it here in The Venting Blog this week.

Thank you for saying so, old one. You have been quite the story teller yourself recently. LMAO! All my readers should give AN OLDMANS MIND a look see. Blog On!

Well well. Lookie what showed up in my blog. Or is that washed up? Welcome back, Tala, the Great & Powerful Wizard and Deity of the Fornicating Kingdom of Boo-Bo-Bia! We have work to do Mr. Wizard...

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Happy Valentines day to you too, my little wildflower.

I simply love Oz, goddess. It has colored my world for decades now... Blog On!

rm_corezon 54F
3376 posts
2/15/2006 9:43 am

I woke up dreaming about YOU this morning and I was wondering...why in the world was I dreaming about Keithcancook??....and I literally had to come over to your blog to see if I could figure out what in the world had seeped over to me in dreamland...ah...I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto...

bardicman 51M

2/15/2006 9:47 am


Can I be in the lollipop guild??


Can I?


I am not dead yet

rm_corezon 54F
3376 posts
2/15/2006 9:47 am

did my first comment stick?

I am of course assuming there was no OTHER reason for you to be coming to me in dreamland...

fantasylover_05 63M

2/16/2006 6:35 am

OH Keith

That is a GREAT ONE!!!!!

Love the "shades of blue"!!! LOL LOL LOL

Thanks for the pick me up!!

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
2/17/2006 7:25 am

Are we on the same track again, candysoveryverysweet? I dunno. It's certainly possible. Did you just start your cycle too?

Hello there, corezon! It's nice to see a visitor from the "old days" once again. I am not sure why keithcancook has entered your dreams. The Venting Blog has been fitted with a new generator recently and has been posting with more frequency. Perhaps that is it.

So, ya wanna be in the Guild eh, bard? Sure, all ya gots to do is bring lotsa suckers to The Venting Blog and yer in!

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
2/17/2006 7:31 am

    Quoting rm_corezon:
    did my first comment stick?

    I am of course assuming there was no OTHER reason for you to be coming to me in dreamland...
Yes, it did stick, corezon sweetie.

Perhaps we can discuss those um, other reasons in a more intimate forum? Mmm, yummy...

rm_BigDnLady 44M/42F
1140 posts
2/18/2006 9:31 am

Loved it!! Keith, you have brought a smile to my face, as always!!


keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
2/18/2006 10:53 am

Hi Lady! Welcome back to BlogLand sweetie!

vanna4u 39F

2/18/2006 11:14 pm

so who is this wahine woman and why does she keep leaving all these comments on your blog? Seems kind of pushy to me.

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
2/19/2006 10:06 am

wahinie is my sweetie, vanna4u. Who da heck are YOU?

That is an arrangement easily made, waggypolly Prior to retiring to the home, expat has promised to take me sailing around the world. We will pick you up on whatever coast you choose...

I will mail you the code for the banner, girlfriend.

vanna4u 39F

2/19/2006 5:12 pm

What's she have that I don't have?

sexymermaid6956 64F
26393 posts
2/23/2006 5:55 pm

wahine has mucho class,,very clasy dang i forgot the coment i was going to i got sidetracted ok this is where i get on my broom and ride before a house falls on me hahahahaha


Seduce my mind and my body

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
2/23/2006 8:37 pm

    Quoting vanna4u:
    What's she have that I don't have?
A blog?

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
2/23/2006 8:41 pm

Are you a good witch, or are you a bad witch, <font color ="green">sexymermaid?</font>

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
2/23/2006 8:43 pm

    Quoting vanna4u:
    What's she have that I don't have?

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
2/23/2006 8:45 pm

    Quoting vanna4u:
    What's she have that I don't have?

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
2/23/2006 8:46 pm

    Quoting vanna4u:
    What's she have that I don't have?
A breast?

sexymermaid6956 64F
26393 posts
2/24/2006 11:56 pm

lol keith..i can be both hahahahaha.....


Seduce my mind and my body

redswallow777 49M
6811 posts
3/21/2006 6:18 am

Can't get those words out of my tell me what am I going to tell my clients if they hear me singing this as I work?

keithcancook replies on 3/21/2006 8:38 pm:

Tell them that keithcancook has distracted you...

BaronessK 53F

8/3/2006 6:03 pm

Thanks for visiting The Baroness' BallRoom -- just proof the Baroness should the Prince of Insanity!

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
8/3/2006 7:53 pm

I enjoyed your radio show very much, Baroness. I will be back for more, I assure you. I love the sharp wit I found in your blog.

Blog On!

barbiebunny 37F
5597 posts
10/1/2006 8:00 pm

lol.....count me in

Its good to be...ME

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
10/1/2006 11:02 pm

I love having bunz in my basement! smooches to ya Barbiebunzysweetiepiesugarplum

__Huntress__ 56M/59F

7/13/2008 5:38 am

Well done, Keith... !


TheRedheadinHeat 55F
9309 posts
3/24/2010 3:56 pm

Oh how priceless

If I have stopped by your blog, please be sure to sign my permission slip Pimp Me, Pimp My Blog, But Let Me Do The Same With You

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
3/24/2010 5:05 pm

Oh! You followed my link! Thank you!

I sure wish you would have been here back in those earlier days of BlogLand. You would have fit right in with all your frivolity.

blog on!

Cozy_Red 51F

3/25/2010 2:19 pm


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