Classic Comments #1  

keithcancook 61M
10901 posts
2/4/2006 2:37 am
Classic Comments #1

The Venting Blog Presents: Classic Comments

Yes folks, that's right. I've been reduced to posting comments that I've made in your blogs. Todays choice comes from Infernal Racket , by jayR63. I open this series with her last post, I was just thinking from December 3, 2005.

rm_jayR63do deaf people talk to themselves out loud?

Or if they're thinking about a conversation they had earlier do they visualize hand gestures?

Just wondering.

What did you say?

rm_jayR63Keith, I'm visualizing a hand gesture.
Did you hear that?

For more Classic Comments see:

Classic Comments 2 (love poetry between kcc and mzhuny)
Classic Comments 3 (a song for the BlogLand Retirement Home)
Classic Comments 4 (bad puns)
Classic Comments 5 (even worse puns)
Classic Comments 6 (slapstick comedy)
Classic Comments 7 (insulting an ol pal)
Classic Comments 8 (another nauseating pun)
Classic Comments 9 (reworking of an old Christmas story)
Classic Comments 10 (giving mzhuny what she wants)
Classic Comments 11 (papy's shrinking boobs. Plus you will find a bonus classic comment by my friend, and fellow punster [blog 1hotwahine] )
Classic Comments 12 (a bent rendition of Edelweiss)
Classic Comments 13 (an incomplete cluster fuck)

tillerbabe 57F

2/4/2006 3:19 am


spinmedown 50M
3626 posts
2/4/2006 3:28 am

Kudos to you both! I wish you could hear my laughter.

Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde

expatbrit49 64M

2/4/2006 3:38 am

she was a classic wasy she

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

papyrina 52F
21133 posts
2/4/2006 3:40 am

if we do why shouldn't they

I'm a

i'm here to stay

TTigerAtty 63M

2/4/2006 6:15 am

I'm "visualizing" that hand gesture too! Er uh katsback, are you drinkin' those 'Bloody Bulls' again? You can't see the CookerMan's eyes behind those dark shades, and I think [blog jayR63] is a lady! So, who the hell are you referring to?

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
2/4/2006 6:52 am

You are so bad!

Purry {=}


1023 posts
2/4/2006 6:54 am

I had a deaf friend who never spoke though he could because when he was young the other kids dogged him.
Oh I should put that on her blog huh?
sorry, talking to myself!

Keith you rock, sir!

caressmewell 54F

2/4/2006 7:23 am

I've got your hand gesture. hehe


2/4/2006 7:25 am

This is hilarious

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

rm_sj365 57F
2414 posts
2/4/2006 8:10 am

read my lips

rm_EveLWoman 57F
36 posts
2/4/2006 8:13 am

Better mine

slidein2meplz 63F
1994 posts
2/4/2006 9:05 am

you kill me funny. I think I'm gonna go play in your basement and see what I can find.

~~~ Just me, poppin to say HI! ~~

womanoirish 55F

2/4/2006 10:11 am


keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
2/4/2006 11:22 am

Oink! Oink! sj, I love a gal who comes to play!

rm_koocnachtiek 61M
378 posts
2/4/2006 12:05 pm

Look master! A talking cootchie! Let's go to it. Can we? Can we?

Is this just another trick by keithcancook
to get his text on television?

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
2/4/2006 12:08 pm

Get back in yer box, kooc! Can't you see that it's an alter ego on the loose? Careful. Only the most bent and twisted minds parade around with alter egos!

Besides, you well know that pigcancook has warned us to stay away from that place! [blog EveLWoman] will emasculate us all! Beware! Steer Clear! Go not near!

FeistySyn 53F

2/4/2006 4:38 pm


Apparently the depth of depravity here is bottomless... don't you feel right at home?

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
2/4/2006 5:07 pm

kooc and eve, sittin' in a tree...

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

toothysmile 51M
16517 posts
2/4/2006 6:23 pm

Right now, I 'm slapping my knee...
Thanks Keith...

rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
2/4/2006 7:55 pm

Why is my ear itchy? I blame Koocna, damn him.

rm_jayR63 60F
1884 posts
2/4/2006 9:08 pm

OH NO! Now I AM depressed. I've become a Classic. Like Classic Rock, Classic Coke and Classic episodes of SNL, anything old is a Classic
Thanks, Keith.

Today I spoke with a man who was not totally deaf but hearing impaired. He was talking with me about services at the health club and was signing as well because he's so accustomed to that.

See I'm not so crazy after all. I'M NOT, I TELL YA!

lifeisablast333 55M

2/4/2006 9:44 pm

funny stuff, and great comments....thanks dude...the REDNECK

deliciousngood 65F
1666 posts
2/5/2006 11:30 am

Did somsone forget to take their medication today?

* one hand waving free *

big prize to the one who can identify that line

rm_EveLWoman 57F
36 posts
2/5/2006 12:27 pm

one hand waving free - Dylan...Bob Dylan of course

PailsDiverHonks 56F

2/5/2006 7:00 pm

LMAO...a keith classic!

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
2/7/2006 9:26 am

The Basements of BlogLand call to me, toots. I shall never be free of them...

I hear the laughter, spin! I nearly fell outta my chair when I first saw her reply!

jayR is a classic indeed, expat, my ol pal. She has recently been observed spreading sarcasm in scattered areas throughout BlogLand. I think we are entering a Bloggish Rennaisance era here.

LMAO! Go tell her that in her blog, papy! I gave ya a link...

Classical eyes, for classical posts, kat!

Um, I think kat is making a Da Vinci reference, TTA.

Bad? Oh very yes, Purry. The pot must be stirred!

LMAO! I loved your comment, HORNYVIKING! Yeah, put it in her blog.

Hahahaha, mizzkitka! Clever girl!

Is this hand gesture in motion, caressmewell? Here, let me help you with that...

I agree, MOfunNoWWOW. It is a hoot! It still cracks me up and I have read it over 2 dozen times!

I toldja I wuz gonna post more often womanoirish, me darlin'.

Basements are wonderful places, sweetneeds. Do not lose your respect for them though. They can be very dangerous if you go too deep and without a care.

Hiya, FeistySyn! Me too!

Shhhh! Dummy up, Vanna. Don't be spreading rumors now...

Thank you for saying so, toothy. And kudos to you for making such a good impression on papy. (She is very precious to me, don't ya know?)

Good guess, saint! I had to grab koocna by the ear and drag him outta yer basement the other day.

Hullo there, lifeisablast! I agree, this post was a success.

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
2/7/2006 9:32 am

    Quoting rm_jayR63:
    OH NO! Now I AM depressed. I've become a Classic. Like Classic Rock, Classic Coke and Classic episodes of SNL, anything old is a Classic
    Thanks, Keith.

    Today I spoke with a man who was not totally deaf but hearing impaired. He was talking with me about services at the health club and was signing as well because he's so accustomed to that.

    See I'm not so crazy after all. I'M NOT, I TELL YA!
Aw, sorry about that, jayR sweetie. Don't feel so bad. The post is only two months old.

Besides, you ARE a BlogLand classic. I have missed your wit very much.

(What the fuck is this shit..?? *rolls eyes*)

10/1/2006 9:57 am

Ha, so I'm not alone in my wicked thoughts as I always wondered if your Deaf and suffering from a psychotic episode do you still hear voices...??????....Ready


keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
10/1/2006 11:19 am

Voices? I thought I had heard something, yes.

They seemed to be coming up from the basement door...

TheOracle2006 106F

10/3/2006 6:28 am


I cleaned up my basement, made a rumpus room and opened it all up... well, almost all of them. There are a few that I don't know what to do with. I wrote a blog today. I hope you stop by and see them. I am very afraid of the basements after spending a week in them. Almost put myself in a clinic but my counselor said I had penisitus... and to turn off the crotch shots... and I will right after I finish this comment.

Hi again

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
10/3/2006 7:52 am

This is great news, L'Ooie! I will come and see them directly.

economickrisis 56M

10/4/2006 2:38 am

Surreal you are
..Yoda McWombat

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
10/4/2006 6:58 am

How did you know I was a corn flake?

redmustang91 58M  
8924 posts
8/27/2007 3:41 pm

Talking to yourself is one of the few ways to be sure to have an intelligent conversation...

tight_n_tasty2 51F

8/28/2007 12:42 pm

yes deaf people do talk to themselves and hear themselves to ,but they just can't communicate with words...Just like people who can talk but use their fingers to speak for them as we all do here!!!~~Smiles~

SweetEmotions43 54F

3/19/2008 3:32 pm

lol..truly laughed at many of your post! Always need a good laugh! Thanks !

All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon the sand.

keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
3/19/2008 8:50 pm

It is my pleasure to provide laughs to all BlogLanders, SweetEmotions.

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