CHIEF BLONDE JAILED!  

keithcancook 61M
11072 posts
7/25/2005 3:10 pm
CHIEF BLONDE JAILED!


. . . . . . . . . . . . . .AFriendFinder TATTLER

EDITOR-IN-CHIEF BLONDENEEDSSEX JAILED!

Journalist Refuses To Reveal Source


Early yesterday morning BLONDENEEDSSEX , Editor-In-Chief of the BlogLand rag AFriendFinder TATTLER, was hauled into the local jail for her refusal to reveal the source of rumors pervading the Land of Blog that REVOLUTION is in the air.

As she was whisked away, she was heard to mutter "I won’t be held in bondage for long when the Wizard gets wind of this."

According to The PUBLISHER , the TATTLER will stand by its CHIEF. Freedom of the PRESS to protect its sources is a mainstay of journalism.

RELEASE CHIEF BLONDE NOW! There is not the slightest contemptuous bone in her fair body!

A campaign to free her is being organized. Interested volunteers should report to the rear of the TATTLER Building located in the middle of Fornication Avenue.

BLONDENEEDSSEX 58F

7/25/2005 7:10 pm

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLP although the hand cuffs were ummmm interesting and all the police men are being very accomodating
and I`d much rather be here than with cheap breakables candles in a convent *WEG* I need my freedom to speak for what the people want and need .
CAMPAIGN PLEAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZE

{=} {=} Blonde


interested13563 54M
2557 posts
7/25/2005 7:27 pm

FREE BLONDE NOW!!!!!


mi_mwpm 52M

7/25/2005 8:50 pm

FREE Blondes for everyone... um, I mean FREE BLONDE NOW.


taodoug65 52M
262 posts
7/26/2005 12:41 am

Gotcha... but I need to know one thing... No one told me where the fornication room is... But in case it is locked... free the blondeinneedofsex... I say down with hypocrosy.. And find a better spell checker for me..
Oh and for the record... I have no idea.. what happened.. So iI will go read her blog also..


expatbrit49 64M

7/26/2005 2:49 am

Blonde, call BarbieBunny she knows all about cages BAA HAA HAA

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


papyrina 52F
21133 posts
7/26/2005 4:12 am

Wow i go away for a few days and all hell brakes loose,

Free Blonde NOW


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


rockwriter58 58M
1389 posts
7/26/2005 7:58 am

Sign me up... Free Blonde NOW!

Which way to the Revolution?

♪rockwriter58♪


rm_talldarkavg1 107M
10172 posts
7/26/2005 8:38 am

As Blonde's lawyer I ask that you write your Congressperson now and demand her FREEDOM. Also...Freedom donations may be made to me personally. No checks or money orders. Small unmarked bills.

[blog talldarkavg1]


ExploreMore4Me 60F

7/26/2005 9:14 am

Dear Keithcancook...Is Fornication Avenue a right or left off of Foreplay Street, or is it just off of Hot-n-bothered Boulevard on the corner of makemecum road? I'm lost! (Shouldn't be a surprise...I'm blonde too!)


EM4M


_MR_D_KEY_ 39M
16 posts
7/26/2005 12:04 pm

Hey Keith have you read what this taodoug wrote about you in the magazine.Check it out! Or just check his profile,I know you can find it from there.Man,sorry for the intruding!


PailsDiverHonks 57F

7/26/2005 1:52 pm

“The hand cuffs were interesting and all the police men are being very accommodating??” Does Blonde want to be freed?


rm_jayR63 60F
1884 posts
7/26/2005 6:18 pm

I'll just stay up here in the hills and wait this out, like so many times before (yawn and scratch belly)


rm_EE407 42F
3903 posts
7/27/2005 2:17 am

FREE BLONDE!!!!

(that's after she's had all the fun she wants playing cops and rubbers)


Apolybear 55M

7/27/2005 9:15 pm

Papy, all hell brakes lose eh.... Papy breaks for no one...lol (sorry Papy, I couldn't resist)

Where's the ACLU when you need them? FREE BLONDE NOW!


mnfun952 103M

7/27/2005 9:56 pm

Is it one of those cool jails with cable television, crafts and comfortable beds??? or is it more like a cold, damp cell with nothing but rolled up newspapers for a bed? These little 'details' matter.. I mean, maybe Blonde doesn't WANT to be set free...maybe she likes her captors and they are treating her right...free medical care...free haircuts...free edumakation... maybe she's working on her law degree as we speak and will fire up a few frivolous law suits to pass the time....


Sizzle364
(Juan S)
53M
2642 posts
7/28/2005 7:51 am

VIVA LA REVOLUCION!!!! FREE THE BLONDE NOW...OR ELSE!!!!


AmberSolaire 43M

7/28/2005 12:00 pm

Never fear the rescue teams here.lol

well we did try our best.


redswallow777 49M
6811 posts
7/28/2005 1:57 pm

We need an update Keith....the asst fire chief, as always, was the last to hear about this emergency situation.....


rm_bella_ 48F
4030 posts
7/28/2005 2:56 pm

where is fornication ave?? send me the map! please!


slamminscott 47M

7/29/2005 11:17 am

Uh...I think I just stumbled into something I have no idea about.

I think I'll quietly exit down the Back Door Alley and pretend not to be noticed.


pussnboots694 74M/79F

7/29/2005 12:55 pm

Keith.. your presence is requested on sizzles post.. I am waiting for you..
sizzles new toy..
Make it happen babe..
and let the blonde go..
or we will all have to come and get her out..
Say... are you playing a game..is that the real plan here? you are so sneaky..Jer would be so proud of you


Barbiebunny69 45F

7/30/2005 9:42 am

Crikey..i go out of town for a few days and my beloved blonde is in Jail???

Where the hell is the tattler reporters with updates of her plight? If Nancy Starlight doesnt come in with the goods soon, Im sending in mercinary reporter for hire Geraldo Rivera to annoy ya'all

I WANT ANSWERS!
*pounds bunny paws on the table...mutters oh dont make me get My cape out!!!***


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