BLOG IT FORWARD part II  

keithcancook 61M
10901 posts
4/12/2006 9:55 am
BLOG IT FORWARD part II

BLOGLAND PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS

BLOG IT FORWARD
PART II


A BLOGWAY MORALITY PLAY


(So Far) STARRING:


koocnachtiek AS EUGENE SIMONET (MR. SCARRYBLOG)

travelingintexas AS TREVOR McKINNEY

dz2502 AS MR. THORSEN

AS CHRIS CHANDLER

expatbrit49 AS THE PERV KING OF SKID-ROW

1hotwahine AS ARLENE McKINNEY

AND
AS THE NARRATOR


ENTER AND ENJOY


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keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
4/12/2006 9:56 am

USING A COMMON VIRUS AS HIS MODEL, TREV PLANS TO CHANGE BLOGLAND BY HELPING THREE UNFAMILIAR & UNCONNECTED BLOGGERS, CONVINCING THEM TO BLOG IT FORWARD TO TO THREE MORE, AND SO ON. EAGER TO BEGIN, HE FINDS AN OPPORTUNITY AS HE PASSES BY SKID ROW ON THE WAY HOME FROM SCHOOL...

travelingintexas What's this I see? Oh my! Just look at that poor man! His poor little tallywhacker is in shreds!

THERE ON THE GROUND LAY A MAN IN A SEMI-CONSCIOUS STATE. HIS CALLOUSED HAND LAY MOTIONLESS ALONG THE SCARRED AND BLEEDING DICK LOLLING OUT FROM HIS UNZIPPED PANTS. HE HAD OBVIOUSLY HAD MORE MASTURBATION THAN HE COULD HANDLE. TREV TENTAVELY NUDGES THE MAN WITH HIS TOE...

travelingintexas Hey buddy, are you okay? You look like you could use a hand.

expatbrit49 I wish I could, son. But I think I've had too much hand already today.

travelingintexas No shit! From the looks of that thing you'll be lucky if it ever works again!

expatbrit49 Never fear, The King of the Pervs lies before you here. I'll just finger my bunghole until my pervacious pecker rises once more.

travelingintexas (...Jeeze, thank goodness I didn't shake his hand...)

Um, listen mister, why don't you zip up those pants and come home with me? I have something there that may be of help to you. At the very least you can use my spell-checker for your next post.

expatbrit49 Thanx sonny, but the zipper in these pants has never worked. In fact, none of my zippers work. Doesn't matter what pants I choose, the zipper always freezes in the down position. It's been that way since first I arrived here in BlogLand over a year ago. I believe that it is a sign from the Deity of BlogLand, Tala4u2, the mighty Wizard of Boo-Bo-Bia ...may his penguin never wither...

Yes! It is a sign of my divine right to rule as the Royal Rumprunner and Primary Presenter of Perverted Pix for all BlogLanders. I AM THE KING! (besides, I need no stinking spell checker. Let em all eat kake if they don't like it!)

travelingintexas Uh, sure buddy. Whatever you say, your heinie.

expatbrit49 Thats ROYAL HEINIE to you, kid.

travelingintexas Of course, whatever pleases you, Oh Pervacious One. Just follow along, and I will take you home.

expatbrit49 FOLLOW! I follow no one. As Commander-In-Cum I am foremost in the spray! Er, fray.

travelingintexas Pardon me, Oh Sire of Semen, butt how will you lead if you do not know the way? Besides, are you not the Royal Rump Reamer? You must be used to being behind the Behind. Come along now. Butt don't follow so closely...

TREV LEADS HIS NEW PROJECT TO HIS HOME, WHERE HIS MOTHER AWAITS...

1hotwahine Trev! Where have you been? You were due home an hour ago! I've already called Mr. Sima..Suma...Sema... Grrr! Mr. ScarryBlog! (I can never get that suckers name right)... and given him an earful. Your head hasn't been making those mechanical noises again has it? Gawd help me if you have gone off and gotten another IDEA.

And, what... what is this that cums behind you? Wait! I know that unzipped zipper! It, it's The King Of The Pervs!

{bowing} Enter, Your Royal Heinie. How may we be of service? We are but poor bloggers, and have nothing worthy to make you comfortable.

expatbrit49 {leering} That remains to be seen, Madam.

TREV AND THE PERV KING DISAPPEAR INTO THE HOUSE AND THE DOOR IS SHUT. HAS TREV FOUND HIS FIRST OF THREE? WILL THE JERK-CHICKENS POWERING THE MIGHTY GEARS IN HIS TINY HEAD KEEP ON THEIR TRACK? CAN THE KING OF PERVS REVIVE HIS FLAGELLATED PHALLUS TO PERV ONCE MORE? AND WHAT OF TREV'S MOM? CAN SHE SATISFY THE PERV KING? ISN'T SHE DESTINED TO BE MR. SCARRYBLOGS GIRLFRIEND?

STAY TUNED TO THE VENTING BLOG TO FIND THE ANSWERS TO THESE, AND OTHER QUESTIONS THAT ARE BOUND TO ARISE..


PrincessKarma 44F
6188 posts
4/12/2006 11:14 am

It's about time.... gone to read.

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma


keithcancook replies on 4/13/2006 8:27 pm:
Please go ahead and read it, my little PECCARETTE. That's what it's there for.

Sorry about the delay. Well. Actually this is pretty much my normal posting speed anyway.

MOfunNOWWOW 56F

4/12/2006 12:02 pm

Is there a happy ending?


MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


keithcancook replies on 4/13/2006 9:02 pm:
I dunno yet, MO. In my rough draft it is bittersweet. I will most likely change the plot as I go along though...

expatbrit49 63M

4/12/2006 1:54 pm

Ah well all I can say is that ARLENE McKINNEY has some nice nipple .... hmm wonder what she thinks of carrots

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


keithcancook replies on 4/13/2006 9:09 pm:
Agreed, ol pal. Agreed.

Dunno about the carrots. I suppose I can write a carrot fetish into her character. Hmmm...

EroticaXTC 51F

4/12/2006 3:49 pm

I do hope the King of Pervs can be saved...I do so hate to think of him downtrodden in soggy bottoms...


keithcancook replies on 4/13/2006 9:13 pm:
His salvation will occur in the most unlikeliest of ways, Erotica sweetie.

LustyTaurus 49M
21253 posts
4/12/2006 7:40 pm

hahahaha...KCC...very funny...LMAO

lustytaurus


keithcancook replies on 4/13/2006 9:15 pm:
Hullo there, LT! Good to see you here in The Venting Blog again!

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
4/13/2006 1:07 am

His MOTHER???
I'm his freakin' MOTHER?????!!!!
Sigh...
lol

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


keithcancook replies on 4/13/2006 9:34 pm:
Easy now, wahinie sweetie. It's only ACTING, for crying out loud.

Trevor McKinney is only a role, and travelingintexas has been very professional about it so far. You could learn much from your son, er from trav I should say. Now get back in there and show us the Arlene McKinney that your fans are waiting for!

papyrina 52F
21133 posts
4/13/2006 2:57 am

@ hotwahine,

kieth she is too hot to be his mom .


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


keithcancook replies on 4/13/2006 9:36 pm:
Oy. Refer to the above reply, pappy my love. Besides, I need hot actresses to sell this story. Hollyblog has taught me that much at least.

rm_DaphneR 59F
8023 posts
4/13/2006 11:02 am

    Quoting rm_1hotwahine:
    His MOTHER???
    I'm his freakin' MOTHER?????!!!!
    Sigh...
    lol
ROFL!

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


keithcancook replies on 4/13/2006 9:39 pm:
I was a bit surprised by her incredulous and shocked reply myself, Daph. pmsl

rm_BigDnLady 44M/42F
1140 posts
4/13/2006 2:53 pm

    Quoting rm_1hotwahine:
    His MOTHER???
    I'm his freakin' MOTHER?????!!!!
    Sigh...
    lol
OH MY GOODNESS!! Keith tell me there is a twist somewhere!! She can't be his mom!!

Keep it cumming keith.....I hope expat makes a full and uhhm "hard" recovery. LOL!!

Lady


keithcancook replies on 4/13/2006 10:18 pm:
C'mon now Lady! THIS is The Venting Blog, is it not? Most certainly it is TWISTED. Jeesh...

interested13563 54M
2557 posts
4/13/2006 3:30 pm

I am thinking: one blogs forward to 3. At the second stage that
makes it 9, at the third 27. In other words the n-th step reaches
3-raised to the power of n bloggers. That means that the 10th step
reaches 59049 bloggers for a total of 88572 bloggers (assuming no
overlap). That goes pretty fast, keith!!!!


keithcancook replies on 4/13/2006 10:27 pm:
Whoa!

I thought you knew that The Venting Blog has promised it's readers that there was to be no math here.

It's all good though interested, my poetic friend. It supports the virus model adopted by the lead character. Plus, it impressed me and will surely impress all of the females. (except for the Blondes who may become confused... pmsl)

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
4/13/2006 5:16 pm

    Quoting humboldthonni:
    Men sure do love their equipment....And wahine as mother, I dont think so
THANK YOU, honni. He is SO gonna get his butt kicked for that, lol.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


keithcancook replies on 4/13/2006 10:31 pm:


Hey! It's not nice to threaten the playwright!


rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
4/13/2006 5:18 pm

    Quoting expatbrit49:
    Ah well all I can say is that ARLENE McKINNEY has some nice nipple .... hmm wonder what she thinks of carrots
The Perv King would flip if he only knew...

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


keithcancook replies on 4/13/2006 10:33 pm:
Wasn't he witness in Chicago?

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
4/13/2006 5:20 pm

    Quoting papyrina:
    @ hotwahine,

    kieth she is too hot to be his mom .
Thank you, Papy. Would you like to join my revolution regarding this casting?

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


keithcancook replies on 4/13/2006 10:40 pm:
Oh puhlLEEZE! This is not Hollywood. This is BlogWay! Actors have no sway here. Now get back on that stage and REHERSE!

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
4/13/2006 5:21 pm

I knew, of everyone, that YOU would laugh your ass off at this development, lol.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


keithcancook replies on 4/13/2006 10:53 pm:
Ha! I'll betcha a shiny gold piece against a bucket of shit that underneath your hypercriticism you are also LYAO.

rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
4/13/2006 5:24 pm

Okay, Keith Baby, I'll give you back your blog. But before I go, I just wanted to say, casting disgruntlement notwithstanding, this is GREAT. Potentially could be one of your BEST.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


keithcancook replies on 4/13/2006 10:54 pm:
See?

Now sit back and enjoy the show like a good actor...

clevergirl4U 59F

4/13/2006 6:26 pm

    Quoting rm_1hotwahine:
    His MOTHER???
    I'm his freakin' MOTHER?????!!!!
    Sigh...
    lol
I KNOW...what was the man THINKING!!?

"too much hand?"...is that possible?


keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
4/13/2006 11:04 pm

Perhaps YOU would like a role in this production, clevergirl? Assigning roles is of course at the Directors discretion...


rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
4/14/2006 2:07 am

<----sighs and returns to her mark

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


clevergirl4U 59F

4/14/2006 9:39 am

Yes...but I'm a GOOD girl....not enough perviness here. SCARY to think how you would write a good girl, Keith! Think I'll keep my role as critic


clevergirl4U 59F

4/14/2006 9:43 am

    Quoting keithcancook:
    Perhaps YOU would like a role in this production, clevergirl? Assigning roles is of course at the Directors discretion...
You would probably make me Wahine's mother


rm_BigDnLady 44M/42F
1140 posts
4/14/2006 12:04 pm

    Quoting clevergirl4U:
    Yes...but I'm a GOOD girl....not enough perviness here. SCARY to think how you would write a good girl, Keith! Think I'll keep my role as critic
Hey I think that would be an excellent challenge for him!! Keith do you think you write a good twisted role for the "good girl" ? LOL!!

- Yes keith I know that this is the Venting Blog......twists are a must!! LOL!!

Kisses to the director AND the Cast.

Lady


tillerbabe 57F

4/14/2006 8:46 pm

I'm still lauging about Expat's zipper!


cajunpet 71M
1185 posts
4/14/2006 11:13 pm

Hi Keith, Very good production, ole buddy.

Best Wishes and Happy Easter, Cajun Pet


rockwriter58 57M
1389 posts
4/15/2006 10:42 am

Even though I'm in the cast, I have to say this was laugh out loud hilarious.

(Funny enough to summon cajunpet back to these realms.)

And for those who would like to see Keith as a co-star in a blogplay, please check out: Never Say You Only Live Thrice Again

♪rockwriter58♪


rm_EE407 42F
3903 posts
4/16/2006 1:51 am

hahahha... very nice... when is the next part coming out???


TTigerAtty 63M

4/21/2006 8:39 am

Bravo! Bravo! I can just imagine how this would be under the bright lights with full costume! I'm enjoying this!


rm_goddess1946 107F
13518 posts
4/22/2006 5:34 pm

BLOG ON

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


rm_1hotwahine 64F
21091 posts
4/22/2006 9:06 pm

OK, time to get off your lazy butt and post part III.

Well, I guess you'd likely have to BE on your lazy butt to do that. But you know what I mean.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
4/23/2006 3:02 pm

LMAO! This is great!!!!!

Whisper...


Priapeo 47M

4/27/2006 6:51 am

Your posts are getting more difficult to read week by week... thang gods you put a lot of illustrations.

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience


Priapeo 47M

4/27/2006 6:55 am

Thang??? I meant Thong, of course!

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience


clevergirl4U 59F

4/30/2006 10:46 pm

OK...I stop by every few days looking for the next installment...you DID, afterall, promise me a role

Are we going to have to put out an APB because you are MIA?


interested13563 54M
2557 posts
5/11/2006 11:30 pm

You have been quite for a while, old friend, I hope you are fine.


interested13563 54M
2557 posts
5/11/2006 11:31 pm

And sorry about the typo: I meant silent as in not posting.


HBowt2 60F

5/13/2006 4:23 am

ok...so where are you....


toothysmile 51M
16517 posts
5/16/2006 1:38 am

Vintage Keith!
Thanks once more!...
sorry I missed the earlier part... I have some reading to do now!


Blog on, my brother!...


MaggiesWishes 61F

5/17/2006 7:40 am

Oh, where the heck are you???
Drop a line from time to time to let us know you are still around and sweet as ever
WE are so ready for another entertaining chapter to your storyline.

warm huggies to ya
don't forget me


catseyes23 62F

5/21/2006 9:25 am

Where in the world have you gone to? I agree with Maggie...don't forget us. Unless you are otherwise occupied with the woman of your dreams, then enjoy yourself wherever you are!

Cats


Priapeo 47M

5/25/2006 6:34 am

Ehm... i was wondering... I have heard some rumors that the actor who starred as Chris Chandler has retired due to old age. Can I take his part? Oh, c\'mon, with a fake grey beard and some latex prothesis I can do miracles!

Never argue with an idiot. He brings you down to his level then beats you with experience


womanoirish 55F

5/26/2006 11:40 pm

Excellent story, but I do have to agree with Wahine. His mother?

giggle


keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
6/2/2006 11:23 am

This project has been suspended for the time being. My apologies to all...


redlipprincess 52F
55 posts
7/4/2006 2:59 am

A BLOGWAY MORALITY PLAY

funny how Blogland's drama rewrites itself eh?

are you inspired yet?


keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
7/4/2006 5:56 pm

Oh very yes, princess my pet! I have several plotlines going. How could I not satirize the latest fuss?

It just takes awhile to get it all to come out the way I want. Stay tuned to The Venting Blog, sweetie!


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
52F

7/6/2006 12:52 am

    Quoting keithcancook:
    Oh very yes, princess my pet! I have several plotlines going. How could I not satirize the latest fuss?

    It just takes awhile to get it all to come out the way I want. Stay tuned to The Venting Blog, sweetie!
*pops some corn*

*waits for the master to do his thing*

TTFN


curiousinlorain7 60F

7/8/2006 3:36 am

I"m going to fix some popcorn, waiting in anticipation for next installment...and if the ending is not 'happy' are you going to then do the British version ( unhappy ending) and an American version ( happy ending) ie the trend set by film makers? what a wicked mind perceived


keithcancook 61M
17930 posts
7/9/2006 2:01 pm

You wanna see a wicked mind, curiousinlorain? Check out the other BlogWay Morality Plays linked on my main blog page.


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