THE LITTLE OLD LADY IN COURT.  

katsback 57F
15215 posts
6/18/2006 7:02 pm

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6/19/2006 4:30 am

THE LITTLE OLD LADY IN COURT.

>>THE LITTLE OLD LADY IN COURT.
>> >

>> > Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?
>> > Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.
>> > Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own
>> > words, what
>> > happened the night of April 1st?
>> > Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my
>> > swing on my
>> > front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young
>> > man comes
>> > creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
>> > Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
>> > Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.
>> > Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
>> > Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.
>> > Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
>> > Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.
>> > Defense Attorney: Why not?
>> > Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that
>> > since Abner died some 30
>> > years ago.
>> > Defense Attorney: What happened next?
>> > Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.
>> > Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
>> > Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.
>> > Defense Attorney: Why not?
>> > Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive
>> > and excited.
>> > I haven't felt that good in years!
>> > Defense Attorney: What happened next?
>> > Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so
>> > "spicy" that I
>> > just laid down and told him "Take me, young man.
>> > Take me!"
>> > Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
>> > Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April
>> > Fool!" And
>> > that's when I shot him, the little bastard.
>>




Djeeper1987 48M

6/18/2006 7:59 pm



Carpe Diem


sexymamma662003 32F

6/18/2006 8:38 pm

all of your last 3 jokes and so damn funny
oh shit havnt laughed that hard for a while thanks

~sexy~


SpaceRangerNJ 56M
4687 posts
6/18/2006 9:48 pm

It's not nice to fool granny! I did think something was up with the April 1st date.
I love a good e-mail joke. I get some now and again that are post worthy.
SR


MOfunNOWWOW 56F

6/18/2006 10:20 pm

That will teach him



MOMO
just a squirrel trying to get a nut


rm_4wolfsr 59M

6/19/2006 2:27 am

Female judge and all female jury.........she's walking baby! This was great!


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