...and I heard the bird laughing  

kaspar1962 56M
48 posts
8/14/2005 5:36 pm

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...and I heard the bird laughing


I swear this is a true story. Today I was in the drive way washing my car. Not the Miata, the other car, the one I refer to as "the boring 4 door sedan". As an aside, that is an unfair thing to say. It has a smooth ride, quiet interior and is great on a long trip. Things you can't say about a Miata. Also, it seats more than two and has a trunk that can carry more than a backpack, things you can't say about a Miata either. Each car does what it was designed to do very well. It isn't much FUN to drive though. Anyway back to the TRUTH. I washed the car and was drying it off, when a bird flew over me and crapped on my car. Right on the back window and trunk!!! Then it flew a circular pattern over me for several minutes and I heard it laughing!!!!! I am not kidding. I don't drink or take drugs. I have never been judged insane either, by the way. Then it seemed to get bored with me and flew off. I had to rewash that part of the car. Birds are evil I say. I think he knew exactly what he was doing, took dead aim and hit his target. Then mocked me for several minutes. If that isn't evil, I don't know what is. The rest of the weekend went well, talked online with several ladies, talked to one on the phone. Two were ladies I have been with, the others were new contacts I hope will pan out. I had a couple of good meals this weekend, real meals, not the from a can or freezer type I usually have during the week. I don't eat out much, come home for lunch, watch the news while I eat, go back to work well informed. I would prefer to eat out only when I can take the time to really enjoy it at a real restaurant. Don't care much for fast food. Anyway, need to go now. Watch out for the birds. I am having chicken for dinner......

redmustang91 58M  
8917 posts
8/15/2005 3:54 am

That bird must have been an ex girlfriend or wife in a previous life, just getting back at you. They call you paranoid, but they just lack information.


leo_angel43 56F

8/15/2005 5:25 am

LMAO, I think that birdie must have had a friend up here, was it a bluejay by chance?


kaspar1962 56M

8/15/2005 2:18 pm

no one said i did not want to lie on your couch or other various body parts of your choice, redmustang91 was just pointing out I might not be paranoid after all, his karma theory is interesting.......Leo_angel43, I can't tell you want color the bird was but I can tell you the color of the....oh well, nevermind.


kaspar1962 56M

8/15/2005 4:15 pm

your couch or mine mizzkitka????? I lived in Dallas, i know where Plano is located!!!! Would it be worth the drive??


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