Death Notice  

kagomemolly 37F
35 posts
8/10/2005 5:21 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Death Notice

Upon finishing her new home, Mrs. Mosquito was killed Wednesday evening August 10th by a swift slap and crush on the ground. Mrs. Mosquito is survived by her husband, Mr. Wasp of Smoker's Porch and 1,209,701,745,931 children of Kansas and Missouri. She was born June 11, 2005 in Puddle In A Tire, Kansas. Mrs. Mosquito married Mr. Wasp then of Annoying Wasp's Nest, and returned to Pooh's Corner for several days where she and he caused the famous riot of August 2, 2005. The funeral will be at 7:30 p.m. August 10, at the Smoker's Porch. Following the service mourners will travel to the Bathroom for burial at the Toilet.

rm_nomaus 45M

8/15/2005 8:30 am

I tried to kill her sooner, but she wouldn't stay still!

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