A Blow Job Aint Called A Job For Nothing  

justicelovely321 31F
49 posts
8/17/2006 10:48 am

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9/1/2006 9:10 pm

A Blow Job Aint Called A Job For Nothing


After a few encounters with the male side of the human species, I wanna clear a few things up for those of you males that have never given a blow job. For the record, I like giving head, I find it enjoyable and all around fun to watch a man spasm, but you men should really know a few things.

1. Yes we like giving head, but after O let's say a half and hour, we know it probably feels good, but our jaws will stay in that position if not given a break at least. Although our jaws frozen in that position may be good for you guys, us girls have jobs outside of the blow job, so we need our jaws to be in great working condition.
Yes, we may say were a tease when we pull away from you during the middle of a blow job, but it's a little white lie we tell so that we can get a break, and maybe you can focus on us for a little bit, or even 69 would be a good transition.

2. Jaw and teeth placement, we know that some men like a little teeth, some don't want it at all, and some just want you to damn near bite it off, but it's hard for us to do the bobbing motion, aline our jaws just right, and suck in our lips so you don't get hit with anything. It's hard work remembering all that at once so give us a little lee-way if we say hit ya once or twice, be lucky your getting a blow job.

3. Deep throating. Yes, some women can shove a whole banana down there throat, that doesn't meant that all of us can. Yes, we will try to take you all in, but those of you men who are very well endowed, don't count on it. If the tip of your dick damn near fills up her mouth don't expect the rest of it to magically fit down her throat, ain't gonna happen sweet heart.
While your fucking our mouths another thing, if we gag because your thrusting way too deep, stop, unless you would like what we had for dinner to come back up for your pleasure. So if she starts to gag, don't thrust that hard down again, for your own health.

4.Cum. Some girls swollow, some spit, some won't even let you get that close, but for the girls who do swollow and spit, please lay of the McDonald's and eat an apple or orange. Yes, cum makes your teeth whiter, yes, you can get your daily amount of protein from cum, but I don't even want you in my mouth if it tastes like shit. Do you want us tasting or smelling like fish? Then do us a favor eat for fruits and veggies.

5. The Dick. We love the male penis, unless for a lesbian, but for the most part we all love the dick. We crave it, we have made statues for is, made toys in the shape of it so we can have it when the real thing ain't around, but for heavens sake wash it.
I don't want to be sucking something that you haven't cleaned. If you ain't gonna eat it dirty, what makes you think were gonna suck it dirty? Although the actually dick does not have any hair, around it does, and no hair is not a nice thing to get into anyones mouth while their trying to please. I'm not suggesting you get rid of all the hair down yonder, although that would be very nice, trim please. You trim your beard, why ignore this type of hair?

After all this though, I still like to suck dick, it's in my nature but I just ask that the male population please keep in mind what the blower goes through, if you do I am pretty sure your dick will get sucked alot more often.

rm_69addict4u 44M
23 posts
8/18/2006 11:34 am

LOL great post!


rm_Luv2L1ck1t 48M
1 post
8/21/2006 5:27 pm

Good post, in addition something women often neglect to do...

drag the tongue against the underside of the shaft when giving head, it's a very arousing sensation more than the smooth texture of the lips (I usually request this from mt gals). And don't stop there move that tongue back and forth (in and out) as you bob on the shaft, maybe even use the tongue in place of the bottom lip, top lip and tongue only on cock ... ok that's it I guess, I'm getting wood just thinking about it!

Just my two cents


justicelovely321 31F

8/22/2006 2:58 pm

Thanks babe, a tip for all of us. Ill make sure thats the first thing I do.


rm_xenodragon77 41M
7 posts
8/30/2006 9:52 pm

Hmm...Good post helps people understand the flip side...It's hard to think about what she is doing when your eyes keep rolling into the back of your head. So it's a good heads up. I should make a post about the flip side for women to read. Or an Idea for you is to make a list of things you hate when guys go down on you.....


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