Best Drink Ever!  

justhere4fun002 59F
176 posts
9/8/2006 6:38 pm

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9/13/2006 5:37 pm

Best Drink Ever!

Best Drink Ever!!!

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks.
While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts
talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it,
the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into
having one.

After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him.

The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar, a
saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend
looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.

"First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot
of Baileys and hold it in you mouth, and finally you drink the lime

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it. He
puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of
Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is OK.
Finally, he picks up the lime juice and drinks it....In one second the
sharp lime taste hits. At two seconds the Baileys curdles. At three
seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag
reflex, but being manly
and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty

When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says,
"Jesus, what do you call that drink?"

She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job Revenge!"

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
9/8/2006 7:26 pm

OMG.....I love this one!

justhere4fun002 59F

9/8/2006 8:24 pm

so did I that is why I had to put it out here for us woman to enjoy

rm_JakeDrake8 58M
3936 posts
9/9/2006 7:07 am

Please do not serve this at our meet and greet on the 30th.

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justhere4fun002 59F

9/9/2006 12:26 pm

I'm gonna try Jake !!! HA HA

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