Follow up from our latest Hall of Shamer  

jst4fun915 35F
420 posts
6/30/2006 1:26 pm

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7/2/2006 2:19 pm

Follow up from our latest Hall of Shamer

This was the follow-up email I received from the latest genius to make it into the HoS. I don't have my exact reply, but I'll try to recreate it for you. My inner bitch is having a blast!

Thanks for taking the time to let me know everything you did not like about my email. You have a great way with words and make it very easy to follow. If i had a dollar for everytime a women said she was not looking and then ended up sleeping with me that same night, i would be rich. Some women are acually spontaneous, adventurous, and enjoy a road trip to hang out, party and have some fun, so dont be so shocked with that part of my email, i told you exactly what i was doing in case you were one of these fun outgoing girls, but your not. You can google search party cove lake of the ozarks and see what i am talking about and everyone from the 6 state region has heard about party cove so sorry you dont know about it.
and i guess everyone from fort riley is in the army huh,guess i did not know that and like they dont do drugs in the army, meth is everywhere when your deployed. I was just being honest and up front about my recreational use of party supplies, i did not want you to drive all the way to see me only to get put out when i sparked up a joint. I hope you send my email hall of shame oscar trophy straight to me i will put it on my mantle at home. as if i really care. but seriously your email was good and thanks for taking the time to let me know just how stupid it was.... your the best...
love always,

Well, I'm glad you have found women who claim to not be looking, and then jump into bed with you, however, if you read my blog and profile, you'll see I'm quite happy with the men in my life now. Regardless, YES, everyone who lives ON Fort Riley is either military or dependent, they don't just rent out housing on post to anybody. I'm sure there are soldiers who partake in recreational drugs, but considering my husband is in charge of unit drug testing, he gets to put those soldiers OUT of the Army. I don't think drug use would be very conducive to his career. As for meth being everywhere when deployed, how many deployments have you been on?? Meth may be the drug of choice out here, but I doubt it's as popular in Iraq. Now, I have been known to party as much as the next 20-something, but I think it's pretty pretentious to disclose such information in your "opening" email. As for everyone in the 6 state region knowing what Party Cove is, I don't know which 6 states you're referring to, but I'm obviously not from the area, the Army just stuck us here. Anyway, best of luck in your search, I think I'll stick with my Army boys and Coronas! Take care!

You'll notice his EXCELLENT use of the English language, perhaps he should lay off the recreational drugs for a while.

GossipJunkie 41F

6/30/2006 2:45 pm

Out of curiousity, I "googled" this party cove of the ozarks. It did turn out to be the first selection but does this man really think you're gonna drive 320 miles (or five hours) to hang out with someone you don't know? What an ass!!


"Dance like nobody's watching"

rm_Pebcac80 43M
104 posts
6/30/2006 3:17 pm

[quote] If i had a dollar for everytime a women said she was not looking and then ended up sleeping with me that same night, i would be rich.[/quote]

This shit is hilarious. You might as well have a bullhorn and yell: "CHLAMYDIA! CHLAMDYIA HERE! SERVING ALL COMERS INSIDE!"

I love Mr. Don Jaun BS. There are very few men who can just walk up and land almost any woman they want. Very few. And they happen to have things this guy probably doesn't: Money, Power, Looks. My guess is this stoner is probably not motivated enough to have the first two. And, yeah, if you get some chick stoned enough, maybe you have looks.. but seriously..

There is just something creepy about the whole thing. Wait, I may have to try this. I'm going to compose the worst email I can think of and send your way Neh, too much a waste of my time.

eveready06 43M

6/30/2006 3:34 pm

He sounds lovely doesnt he!!! Lmao! what a catch, I can see how he charms all of the women who are not looking for sex into bed "that very same night" lol! Keep up the cutting responses!(unless you want to have a go at me lol, in which case - play nice!) xx

Gossip_Anyone 42F

7/1/2006 5:19 am

i am near the lake of the ozarks, it is a party cove but theyre all sluts and man ho's. want herpes? go for it!

jst4fun915 35F

7/1/2006 8:24 am

Hahaha, you guys are great! I'm glad I'm not the only one amused by the BS. Oh, wait... let me drop everything, leave my family, and drive 5 hours to get stoned and probably catch a few VDs. Fun!!

rm_firegle 39M

7/1/2006 8:51 am

well speeaking as another soldier sounds to me,, that this is probaly one of the guys your hubby put out of the army and the only way he can get it up is by becoming the "either bunny" well he said "party supplies". What a crock of shit this guy is a straight up ass and maybe next time he is out at this party cove he can find himself a date or something that resambles a respectful woman.

rm_Pebcac80 43M
104 posts
7/1/2006 4:22 pm

I saw that and laughed to. With a brother (AF Officer) in the service, I can pretty well say: keep dreaming to claims such as that.

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