fun at the water cooler  

joeblows2469 43M
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5/18/2006 11:35 pm

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5/18/2006 11:36 pm

fun at the water cooler


most of my friends will say that if the moment is right i will say something so rude and offensive that the room will clear out. that is a factual statement. here is how the story goes. once again my coworkers and i were out having a few drinks the other night. i really hate going out with these people because they never talk about anything interesting, it's always the same boring shit, so most of the time i listen and smoke a lot of cigarettes while the breeze of bull shit blows by my face. the subject of virginity came up last week and one of the guys i work with admitted that he was one. what a fucking tool. so everyone all gave the same fucking speech, "it will happen when it's right" and all that shit that goes along with a statement like that. now, i read in the magazine that some poor bastard it having issues getting his dick wet even thought he has been "out" with girls and he is 21. so here is what i said that cleared the room and my advice to Mr. 21 and no pussy for me. go out, get a hooker, fuck her and she will lie to you about how good you are and she'll take your money. get use to it buddy because that is how women are.

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