Watch your mouth...  

jmebug 44F
636 posts
8/14/2006 8:58 am
Watch your mouth...


Navy SEALs are always taught

1) Keep your priorities in order and
2) Know when to act without hesitation.


A Navy SEAL was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day he shocked the class when he came in, looked to the ceiling, and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off
this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm
still waiting."

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the SEAL got out him his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him, knocking
him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The SEAL went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the SEAL and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The SEAL calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole. So He sent me."


live...laugh...love
....jmebug


curious082385 32F
4925 posts
8/16/2006 1:06 am

Yep!!!
Either that or the SEAL just wanted a good excuse to hit his instructor and sat there for 10 minutes trying to think of a good line to justify it!


SweetLoadInKC 47M

8/15/2006 4:38 am

I've heard a very similar story but replace SEAL with Marine....

Either way it's great!


Cousin_Norman 64M

8/14/2006 12:20 pm

Nutty professor got his come-uppence. LMAO


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