WOW, day at the Zoo  

jmebug 44F
636 posts
7/17/2006 12:40 am
WOW, day at the Zoo

A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo
She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps.
He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.
As they walked through the ape exhibit,
they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.

Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy.
He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet he grunted
and pounded his chest with his free hand.
He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink Dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny.
He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her
lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more
excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested
that she let one of her
straps fall to show a little more skin.

She did... And the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.

"Now... Show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This
drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.

Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung
her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut.

"Now. Tell him you have a headache."

violent694u 53M
1 post
7/18/2006 8:02 pm

HER HUMOR IS AS HOT IS HER STYLE...WHICH MAKES HER AN EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN...what more can a guy ask for but a chick like that. She can do what she does so wonderfully, and can crack on her own sex to boot. "get on with your bad self BB!"

Dowd3 44M

7/18/2006 8:36 am

A man finds a lamp, rubs it, and a genie emerges.

"You may have one wish," the genie announces.

"One?" the man objects, "what happened to three?"

"Get with the times, little man," the genie explains in annoyance. "Inflation, technology, labor costs, union dues, national debts, fiscal responsibility... I could go on and on about how much things have become more difficult from three thousand years ago. One wish, and one wish only is what I can give you."

"Alright," the man agrees. He thinks for a moment before he declares,
"I want a bridge from California to Hawaii."

"Are you out of your mind, master?" the genie explodes. "Do you have any idea about the depth of the water, the miles to be spanned, the height of the tide, not to mention all the gas stations I'll have to put up just to get you across one way with convenient hotels, restaurants, and emergency assistance depots the government will insists on? It's too much! Think of something else!"

"Alright," the man agrees. He thinks a moment longer then announces, "I want to know everything about women."

The genie rubs his brow and says, "Do you want two or four lanes?"

paragoddess28 41F

7/17/2006 10:41 pm

Now this looks like a familiar joke Kisses babe

SweetLoadInKC 47M

7/17/2006 4:26 am


phoenix639 50F

7/17/2006 1:10 am

Lmao.... i shouldnt laugh, but i did.

I actually have a headache now!!

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