The Most Stupidest Messages I've ever gotten...  

rm_jktagirl69 42F
373 posts
5/9/2006 12:39 am

Last Read:
5/10/2006 2:37 am

The Most Stupidest Messages I've ever gotten...


haha ok I wont show who sent me these coz that might be a bit rude .They were too funny I couldn't keep them for myself.

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"hey sexy why dont you show me a pic of u naked becz u look so sexy for me and i am going to show u a pic of my dick so u can see it okay

write back sexy girl"

Unfortunately 'sexy girl' was unable to reply to this message =/

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"oh my goshh, what kind of beauty is this
:shocked can we meeting please ??? (I'm hikmet,from Istanbul)"

Dear hikmet from instanbul. i'm sorry but no.

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"Hot you are babe everything good with you? Do you wear thongs sweety? kisses"

WTF? You're kidding me right?? ha.

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"Hey I've got a big dick."

Thats very nice for you.

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"Hey there luscious! so you single? do you take the pill or is it condoms you got going? ;]"

OMG I CANT BELIEVE WHAT IM READING!

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I'll post the rest when i find them.

chasingfun27 39M
1108 posts
5/9/2006 1:42 am

HI big nob love you nice tits make happy live africa big fun hear soon.


hornylilgirl78 107F

5/9/2006 1:59 am

Best one I ever got was...

"I'd crawl on my stomach through a mile of broken glass just to suck the cock of the last guy who fucked you"

I'm hoping he was joking...I laughed soooo hard after getting it though!

~HLG78~

"As kinky as a cheap garden hose!"


rm_LoyalCumpany 47M
3204 posts
5/9/2006 2:39 am

You know, what would women blog about if guys didn't send you these messages? It makes us halfway decent guys stand out more, though.

Who am I kidding. I've had to send out some pretty dumb messages. At least mine were creative and only from a dare...

I am JoJo the Circus Boy!


Trivium11 29M

5/9/2006 2:58 pm

hahah weirdos.

I wonder what they're thinking when they send out those messages.

Maybe:
"Hmmmm, that sexy ladie will definately reply because I made an offer she couldn't resist" lolol


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