jessiegirl202006 33F
6 posts
4/26/2006 8:37 pm

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5/16/2006 3:07 pm


Now here's an interesting topic.....Bush tring to make illegal aliens ......illegal.

WELL GEE i thought the illegal part in illegal aliens pretty much says it all.

elysianpleasure 48M

4/26/2006 10:46 pm

lol... that would seem to make obvious sense.

Welcome to the blog

skeeter9955 36M

4/27/2006 1:56 am

i wonder if they too will be classified as "evil-doers"

SirMounts 103M

5/2/2006 7:11 am

Yeah, why is it they only let foreigners break our laws? *winking*
Welcome to blogging, jessiegirl. *smiling*

jessiegirl202006 33F
1 post
5/16/2006 3:07 pm

thanks for the all the welcome..gee i feel special...well specially handicaped.hehe well i love a good sense of humor and here is were i show you mine if you show me yours

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
(this includes women_

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. (This is so me)

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should
have been more specific.

A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of
(i have a shirt that says this and everyone agrees that i should wear it Ummm)

I can resist everything except temptation.

Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.

He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. (hehehe)

It's always a good idea to know the rules. That way, you know how to break them properly. (and not get caught)

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. (unless your a women then it makes a world of difference)

Much can be achieved with a smile. Admittedly, much more can be achieved with a smile and a big stick.

Silence is golden, but jumping around and screaming like a deranged monkey on steroids is much more fun. (THis is my personal favorite)

Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

The quality of my life would be greatly reduced if I did not have nostrils. (I have to agree)

When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them in the head.

Sheep don't fly so much as plummet.

Never argue with a man carrying a water buffalo.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried before.
(getting pinched in the butt or pinched on the chest ummmm)

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. (i can't miss the ground any hints)

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a moose.

It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.

SirMounts 103M

5/18/2006 12:13 am

*laughing* Those are very good!
Welcome back to blogging, jessiegirl. *smiling*

wildncrazycpl4u6 39M/35F
7 posts
6/23/2006 7:32 am

those are really good make me chuckel

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