80 IT'S HIM!  

jasonabadboy4u 30M
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6/3/2006 5:38 pm

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7/7/2006 6:22 am

80 IT'S HIM!

80 IT'S HIM!
The woman was the meanest, most miserable person you could imagine. And her husband was just as bad. The only good
thing was that they lived in the woods all by themselves
and couldn't bother anybody else. One day they were off
somewhere getting firewood, and the woman got so mad at her
husband that she grabbed an ax and cut his head off, just
like that. Then she buried him nice and neat and went home.
She made herself a cup of tea and went out on the porch.
She sat there rocking in her rocking chair, Sipping her
tea, thinking how glad she was that she had done this awful
thing. After a while she heard this old, empty voice out in
the distance moaning and groaning, and it was
saying: "Whoooooooo's going to stay with me this cold and
lonely night? Whoooooooo?" "It's him!" she thought. And she
hollered back, "Stay by yourself, you old goat." Soon she
heard the voice again, only now it was closer, and it was
saying: "Whoooooooo's going to sit with me this cold and
lonely night? Whoooooooo?" "Only a crazy man!" she
shouted. "Sit by yourself, you dirty rat!" Then she heard
the voice even closer, and it was saying: "Whoooooooo's
going to be with me this cold and lonely night?
Whoooooooo?" "Nobody!" she sneered. "Be by yourself, you
miserable mole!" She stood up to go into the house, and it
was whispering: "WHOOOOOOOO'S GOING TO STAY WITH ME THIS
COLD AND LONELY NIGHT? WHOOOOOOOO?" Before she could answer
back, a big hairy hand came around the corner and grabbed
her, and the voice hollered: "YOU ARE!" (As you say the
last line, grab one of your friends.)


ThaRealLiv 44M

6/3/2006 6:35 pm

Whoooooooooooooo will accept my friends?


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