37 OVERDONE  

jasonabadboy4u 30M
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6/22/2006 1:15 am

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37 OVERDONE

37 OVERDONE
A young woman prepares for her wedding. But as the big day approaches, she begins to worry about her pale appearance. And like all brides she wants to look her best. She's so concerned about her pale skin and only having a week until her wedding day, that her friend suggested that she book a few tanning sessions. Uncertain the bride to be stares at herself in the mirror and imagines herself seeing a golden tanned beauty on her wedding day. So she calls a local tanning salon to make an appointment. In a rush to brown herself up, she rushes to make a few hour emergency sessions, a couple a day if possible. But she is told by the salon attendant that for safety reasons they can only allow her one thirty minute session every other day. Well, this simply won't do the girl thought. So she comes up with a plan. She books several half hour tanning appointments at several different tanning salons. Later that day she goes in for the half hour tanning session that she originally booked. And after thirty minutes of tanning she goes to another tanning salon for another tanning session. And after another half hour of browning up she goes to another tanning salon for yet a third session and then a forth. And she continues to do this for a week, right up until her wedding. On that day she looks radiant, her skin is rich with a deep brown tan. But soon she is feeling a bit queasy, probably just her nerves she thinks to herself. But her churning stomach has given her some serious bad breath. Her bride maids assure her that everything will be fine. And without any time left a refreshing mint will have to do. And then once dressed she gets a final sprites of perfume, and is off to her happy wedding. The ceremony begins and the bride is glowing with her healthy looking tan. But as moment of her part of saying I do arrives, she feels faint. She starts to swoon and looses conscious and collapses in a heap to the floor. Everyone rushes to her aid! As they try to revive her, they notice an awful stench permitting from her mouth. To everyone's horror the bride hasn't fainted, but she has died. An autopsy concluded that the smell coming out of her mouth was rancid meat, That of cooked stomach organs. She had died of excessive tanning. The radiation literally cooked her from the inside out. And her intestines had been rotting.


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