What do you want...  

jakblack36 49M
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1/16/2006 7:50 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

What do you want...

Little Johnny and his little brother Billy were in their bedroom getting ready for school.
Johnny asks Billy, "Hey, lets swear at breakfast when mom comes in, I’ve never swore in front of her before, I want to see what she does."
"Okay," said Billy, "but you go first."
Johnny and Billy are at the table when mother comes in and says, "What do you boys want for breakfast?"
Johnny says, "I want some fucking pancakes!"
BOOM! She backhands Johnny and he falls to the floor crying.
She glares at Billy, "What do YOU want for breakfast?"
Billy replied, "I sure don’t want any fucking pancakes!"

Today's Bushism:

The CIA laid out several scenarios and said life could be lousy, life could be OK, life could be better and they were just guessing as to what the conditions might be like."

New York, New York; September 21,2004

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