How did you know that???  

jakblack36 49M
370 posts
1/14/2006 8:05 am

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How did you know that???

It's a boring Saturday morning and Little Johhny is tired of watching cartoons. He walks into his parents room unexpected and finds his dad on top of his mom. His dad tells Johnny to look out on the porch and give him a report of all that is going on in the neighborhood. If he can do this for a half hour his dad will take him to the park.

" There's a dog shitting on Mr.Jefferson's lawn" shouts Little Johnny. His dad shouts back "tell me only nice things!" Later Johhny shouts "Mikey got a new bicycle and is riding it around the neighborhood." His dad shouts back what color is it?" Little Johnny replies, "red." Fifteen minutes later Little Johnny screams out "Betty's parents are fucking." Little Johnny's dad comes running on to the porch. "how do you know Betty's parents are fucking?" His father ask. "Because Betty is standing onher porch looking around the neighborhood."

The weekend Bushism:

"We can come together to heal whatever wounds may exist, whatever residuals there may be."

Washington D.C.; December 18, 2000

1023 posts
1/14/2006 3:39 pm

LMAO! these lil johnny's are hilarious! no wonder horny viking liked your blog.. well who am I? good question... [post 200896] I just wanted to invite you out to HornyViking's place for the [post 200875] weekend.There's going to be hot sex, childish pranks, buckets of blood ("That's pronuonced, 'Boo-kay'"),, and a psychokiller, who'd be pretty cool if only he could get laid.Do ya'll like my pic? come on over! let's make evil!

TheLilFondler 34F
2576 posts
1/17/2006 3:25 am

LMAO too funny LMAO

i lost my virginity years ago.....
but i still have the box.....

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