Fun Bumper Stickers  

jakblack36 49M
370 posts
4/15/2006 8:22 am

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4/17/2006 7:28 pm

Fun Bumper Stickers

Weekend Bushism: "It's your money. You paid for it."

La Crosse, Wisconsin; October 18,2000


For a small town, there sure are a lot of assholes!

"If ass holes could fly, this place would be an airport!"

Honk to see finger!

"Better a blow job, than no job!"

My Otha Ride is YO MOMMA!

I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film.

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an asshole.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

CAUTION: Your daughter might be on board

Hang up and drive!

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people: Everybody, But Me."

If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.

The proctologist called...they found your head.

Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."

Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

Keep staring I might do a trick.

Chicks dig my ride.

I found Jesus... he was behind the couch the whole time.

I didn't sell my soal to satan...... but we did work out a rent to own deal.

Dyslexic satan worshipers think they're worshipping Santa.

I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister.

Everyone has the right to be stupid but you abuse the privlige.

I smile because I have no Idea whats going on.

Guys: just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

STOP FOLLOWING ME, I don't know where I'm going!

Safe Sex Sucks So Screw Someone Special

If you're gonna ride my ass, could you atleast pull my hair!?

Let go of my ears, I know what im doin!

Who Lit The Fuse On YOUR Tampon??

Maybe you could driver better if that phone was up your ass

All men are like dogs you must train them first or they will go into someone elses yard

I'm PMSing so get put of my way

If you can read this your a nosey little bitch.

Jobe00 43M
211 posts
4/15/2006 11:36 pm

Allow me to add in bumper stickers from my own collection.

It's not the principle of the thing. It's the money.

Cthulhu Saves

Cthulhu Loves You

Campus Crusade for Cthulhu - It found Me!

Get in...sit down...shut up & HOLD ON!

Do you believe in life after DEATH?
Mess with my car & you'll find out.

KEEP HONKING - I'm reloading.

Driver carries only $20 in Ammunition!

*Smith & Wesson Logo* Insured by Smith & Wesson

*Colt Logo* God created Man. Sam Colt made him equal.

Who are you to question why your god doesn't want me to believe in him?

I get along with God just fine. It's His fan clubs that I can't stand.

Jesus Loves You.
everyone else thinks you're and asshole!

So many Christians.
So few lions

Joan of Arc heard voices too

God was my Co-Pilot...but we crashed in the Andes, and I had to eat Him.

Get down off that Cross.
We need the wood!

Have I found Jesus?
Don't tell me he's lost AGAIN!

Have you forgotten about Jesus?
Isn't it about time you did?

Thank God for atheism.
Without that, I'd have nothing to believe in.

In God we trust.
All others pay ca$h.

He died in A.D. 33

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the weaponry to make the difference

This vehicle leased to: American Association for the Abolition of Acronym Abuse, Regional Group Headquarters Staff Transport Office Pool (AAAAARGH/STOP)


Support the Right to Keep and Arm Bears!

Those who Dance are thought Mad by Those who Hear Not the Music.

Beautiful women don't intimidate me, but I sure wish they would try!

Out of Mind
Back in 5 minutes

Duct tape is like the Force. It has a Light Side, a Dark Side, and it binds the Universe together.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it!

If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'D CHOKE IT!

Been There. Done That. Went Back for More.

Everything I really needed to know I LEARNED IN SNIPER SCHOOL.

Oh, no! I turned out just like my mother!

I am getting so tired of slitting the throats of people who say I'm a violent psychopath.

I'm surrounded by Anarchy, Chaos, & Mayhem.
My work here is done.

It's OUR money, not theIRS.

Where are we going?
Why am I in this handbasket?

CHAOS: More than a theory, it's the Way of Life.

To Err Is Human. To forgive is against company policy.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

When the going gets tough, Use Duct Tape!

Stupidity got us into this mess, why can't it get us out?

(That which is said in Latin sounds profound.)

They're the only culture some people have.

Kiss My Politically Incorrect Ass!

Born Free...Taxed to Death

Politicians prefer Unarmed Peasants

We have engaged the Borg.
Ceremony 6:00 PM - Reception 8:00 PM

rm_kelli4u2dew 42F
5220 posts
4/17/2006 3:04 pm

Bumper sticker from this past weekend:

Vote for me once, shame on me
Vote for me twice ...

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