Chew on this!  

israelit2003 64F
176 posts
2/20/2006 6:06 am

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Chew on this!

An American is having breakfast, in Paris, one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

Frenchman: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"

American (in a bad mood): "Of course."

Frenchman: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In France , we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to the states." The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.

The American listens in silence.

The Frenchman persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"

American: "Of Course."

Frenchman: (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling).

"We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam, and sell the jam to the states."

After a moment of silence, The American then asks: "Do you have sex in France?"

Frenchman: "Why of course we do", he says with a big smirk.

American: "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"

Frenchman: "We throw them away, of course."

American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France."

Finding a good man is like nailing jello to a tree.

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
2/20/2006 6:35 am

This was a good one! Gave me a great chuckle. Thanks for sharing it.

rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
2/20/2006 6:46 am

Oooooooooooooooooo that is naughty

Purry {=}


digdug41 50M

2/20/2006 6:57 am


roaming the cyber streets of blogland

8337 posts
2/21/2006 5:23 am

^Now that is "gangsta".


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rockofthewesties 56M

12/20/2006 9:19 am

If there's two things I can't stand in this world, it's people who make fun of other people's nationality--and the French.


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