Sarcasm--friend or foe? and this mornings quote.  

irishbird3 56F
38 posts
3/9/2006 2:54 am

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Sarcasm--friend or foe? and this mornings quote.

SARCASM--The last refuge of modest and chaste-souled people when the privacy of their soul is coarsely and intrusively, invaded.
Author; Fyodor Dostoevski

What brought this on? 3 things actually. 1) I have a few friends online whom, I guess, are a little worried that my blogs are not as sexually steamy or as kinky freaky as my normal writings are. So for all of you that have not met the kink bird, I will most likely be throwing a steamy blog out there soon. Just to give my friends some sexual release and relief that the bird is still flying.
2) Got an email from a stranger (go figure on this site) who has decided that she would like to do me along with her German Shepard dog.....Okay now, for those of you that have read my profile, does it mention ANYTHING at all about dogs or any animals for that matter? I won't put her full handle out there, but it starts with, Knotty. (sorry) But still trying to be the openminded person that I can be, I replied with a simple, "no thanks" and an, "I'm knot (lol) into beastiality". She then replied back to me that I was just a tease....Well and "WHATEVER", I couldn't just let the sarcasm coarse through my veins unattended to. I replied, "I'm not a tease, I'm just a reminder of what you can't have". DELETE and BLOCK baby!!!!
3)Recieved another email (unsolicited) from a 21 year old girl (not woman) who just wanted to let me know that doing me, a 44 yr old woman, would be like doing her mother. First off...."YUCK"! Like most women, and some men, my second response was to get caddy and look at her big flabby ass in her pic (so I'm a wee caddy) and think, how dare she!!!!
But I thought on it and decided sarcastic humor was called for. My reply to her, "I'm not 40 something. I'm $39.95 plus shipping and handling". DELETE and BLOCK baby!!!!
Now I'm done ranting.
SARCASM--Friend or Foe? Answer, definitely my best friend. (and a good cup of coffee in the morning)

GB_Cple 67M/56F  
3113 posts
3/9/2006 3:32 am

"Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit" Oscar Wilde
"and piss is the liquid form of shit" My Mum !

irishbird3 56F

3/9/2006 4:37 am

But, WIT, nonetheless....
And Love your Mum's saying.....Cheers.

freetime648 53F

3/9/2006 7:31 am

Ahhhhh now you are getting the freaky deakies coming out of the woodwork......and believe me....Sarcasm is my best already know that already!!!!

"$39.95 plus shipping and handling" ..."spoken like a true smart-ass" (Claree Belcher: Steel Magnolia's) I am so proud!!!!

xx FREETIME648 xx

pleasure4us54 63M  
3 posts
3/9/2006 7:36 am

I've often pondered if humor is the basis of all sarcasm... humor with a "twist", humor with a "knife"? Webster makes no mention of humor in his definition, but hey, what does he know?

If I'm not 50, can I be $49.95, plus S&H?

Fondest Regards...

and thanks for some great morning humor...

rm_jaymichel 60M
52 posts
3/9/2006 8:01 am

Sarcasm can be shaper then a knife and cut people to the bone, but you have a great way with it, and know how to use it. You put a smile on my face. Thanks for that!!

irishbird3 56F

3/10/2006 12:46 am

I just love that Claree.

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