I Spanked The Mistress...but I did not shoot the deputy....  

rm_impish_pixie 55F
2106 posts
4/24/2006 8:17 pm

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4/25/2006 6:37 pm

I Spanked The Mistress...but I did not shoot the deputy....

Of course...why the hell would I shoot a deputy? I have enough problems with the long arm of the law without adding murder to the list. But...I digress. The big news here is that YES. I DID. I spanked the Mistress. And while your mouth is still dropping with that little bit of news...digest this. I slapped her too. I know your curiosity and amazement over this chain of events is overwhelming so allow me to get on with the story.

After months of careful planning, I found myself in my trusty little echo, (laughing are you? hmmm...meet me at the gas station and see who's laughing then!! ), heading down I-95 towards a weekend of celebration with AdultFriendFinder's resident Mistress
on the occasion of her Birth Day. We had decided to meet in Fairfax, (I think...)at the home of the MOST gracious GMURNbecause she lived closer to the site of Friday night's bash. I was welcomed most warmly by this sweet woman and her very sweet dog Cassie, and, her very loud "featherless" parrot. It would seem I was overly confident in my estimation of a three hour drive as DC traffic is quite a bit different than VB traffic, and 3 hours quickly became 5 hours, which made the welcome all the more sweeter. Alas...I was not the last to arrive, as the birthday girl herself was also running a little late.

We started our evening with a wonderful dip in the hot tub which did much to ease the sore muscles from stop/go traffic, and the fight with the champagne cork that refused to leave it's happy home on the bottle. (Not to worry...we did finally prevail.) Three women in a hot tub talking about life, sippin on gin & juice. (Or champagne...well...for Safira anyway...) Forty-five minutes later as we climbed out of the tub with rubbery muscles and headed up the stairs to shower and change into the succulent women we are, we realized that we only had 35 min's to get ourselves "succulent-ed", and only 1 shower. What a dilemma huh? Not to worry...we marched through showers, dressing, hair & makeup in record time.

We were met at our destination by a very warm, and tiny bit inebriated...ummmm...not to mention names here... 1DazedNConfuzed1...dear friend. Seems she had beat us not only to the club, but most definitely to the bar. Poor thing...she left that evening with a rather large & interesting looking "egg". And if you want explanations on that one...ask her. The night quickly turned into one of dancing like crazy women, drinking like sailors, and celebrating the day of birth of our favorite Mistress. (And oh yea...saving one of our dear lovelies from that awful nasty "throne" king.)

Saturday morning found us all being just a little lazy. Serious discussions were held on the merits of a wonderfully sizzling diet Pepsi, or a sugar sweet Coke to cure the "morning after" befuddlement's... Imp here prefers the effervescence of a crisp cold Diet Pepsi, while the uninformed of the group chose Coke. (YUCK!) As planned...Safira took me "girly" shopping and Imp found out first hand that our dear Mistress is not a huge fan of shopping. While not able to find what I was looking for, we did end up going home with a great pair of shoes for Mistress and a great "simple black dress" for me. Note to those interested: Mistress Safira also does NOT like to be anywhere without her Rand McNally driving directions, because, even though people who live there swear, "it's only 20 min's to anywhere", (to which I would offer a very strong and loud BULLSHIT), it can be a very confusing "20 min's". Rand McNally would be a very rich man indeed if he had a quarter for every direction he has given to Mistress Safira.

Saturday evening, as our Limo, supplied by the very sweet and generous skinterp, pulled up to pick us up from our Hotel we were looking lovely and ready for whatever the night held. First stop, picking up our very own poor little Dazed, still suffering from the friday night escapades, but ever ready to celebrate with her Mistress. Second stop, Scores, an "up-town" strip joint in Baltimore. Now...this being the first time in a strip joint for me...I have to say it was a novel experience. You can tell the difference right away between a woman who's dancing for money...and a woman who's dancing for herself laughing quietly in her mind at all the men who are more than eager to part with their money if she'll just show "a little". Even more entertaining? Watching "gran-pa" dance with her, then walk sheepishly back to a small "cubicle" for a private kinda dance. Imp definitely learned a thing or two.

Back to the hotel briefly to indulge in a little "mini" party gift before heading out to the club for some serious Toga and dancing party. And this darling readers...is when I took my best "shot" shall we say. While the very playful and "Jack Nicholson" look alike frank23whitekept our Safira occupied I reached over and ***SMACK***. While I've never had a "mistress" and more than likely never will, (just don't swing that way...SIGH), I know it's unheard of to ***smack*** the Mistress. Being the Imp that I am...I just couldn't help myself. The look of utter surprise and shock on her face led me to believe that this was a rarity for her. I must say...that was quite gratifying for me. I spanked the Mistress and got away with it. If that was not enough...when she flew up the long seat of the limo towards me...I actually slapped her with my beaded scarf while hurrying to get away. (Word to Mistress...because Imp's are prone to getting in trouble, we tend to be very quick in getting away, it's kinda like a learned survival technique). So...technically, I spanked and slapped the Mistress all in one night and lived to tell about it. I could tell by the look on frank23white face that I had accomplished a feat to not only live to tell about but also to brag about.

While I'd love to tell you all about the rest of our evening...well...there are just some things that defy description. Leave it your imagination and please, don't be shy.

Sunday found us eating "breakfast" at 2pm, joined by the absolutely delightful mother of Dazed. (THIS my friends...is a true Irish Woman...). We have no doubt that the "apple" didn't fall far from the "tree". (Giggle) As we all know...all good things must come to an end, and so it was with out wonder-filled weekend. Goodbye's and hugs were passed around, safe traveling wishes too.

The only thing that the two parties, who of course...1DazedNConfuzed1 & skin_terp...shall remain "un-named" forgot to mention was the fact that I-95 South is under major construction at the Woodrow Wilson Potomac River Bridge, and traffic delays are possible. Doesn't sound all that scary does it? Considering that a normal drive from DC to VB is at most 3 hrs 15 min's...(for the slow drivers and those who feel compelled to obey traffic laws)...and it took me 3 hrs and 30 min's just to go 15 miles you begin to see my horror. Do you think a 7 hr 30 min trip from hell is penance for all the fun had? Of course...I didn't suffer alone, and considering all the nun's our dear Mistress has tried to sell, perhaps it was HER penance and I just got caught in the net. (And no...I won't expound...that's HER story to share...)

All in all it was a wonderful weekend spent with wonderful peeps and even though my body is sore and my massage therapist can't fit me in, I'm still smiling. Wish you all could have been there....

I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn

saddletrampsk 55F

4/24/2006 8:52 pm

Sounds like you chickies are a wild bunch..my kinda women..

rm_impish_pixie replies on 4/24/2006 9:37 pm:
Saddle...thanks for stopping by...I have LONG thought you were our kinda woman. We're a rare breed for sure. Long Live the Succulent Women!!!

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
4/24/2006 8:59 pm

Impish...sounds like you all had a great weekend! It is so neat that you got away with a birthday spanking for Mistress!

rm_impish_pixie replies on 4/24/2006 9:37 pm:
Angel...You have GOT to come share some of the adventures! You've just got to!!!

ticktock500 45M

4/24/2006 10:37 pm

just thought i'd show my {photo ticktock500]...glad to hear someone had some fun this weekend.

rm_impish_pixie replies on 4/25/2006 6:29 pm:
Love when you place your cute little ass in my blog. Come back anytime....

_Safira 55F
11260 posts
4/24/2006 11:23 pm

IMP ~ You're right ... The nuns are out to get me. Otherwise I'd say your sitting in that traffic was fitting penance for spanking (a right good one, we'll let our dear Blogville readers know) and bead-slapping (you can say it was an accident, but I caught the gleam of satisfaction in your eyes) your darling Mistress.

Just remember, Darling, paybacks are a bitch ... and we already know I AM one. I'll spank you, My pretty, and your bad kitty, too! /

Thanks for a simply marvelous weekend, my dear friend. Life is more than exciting with you in the picture! Speaking of pictures ...


Mistress Safira

This is my blog - Comes With Warning Labels. There are many like it, but this one is mine.


rm_impish_pixie replies on 4/25/2006 6:30 pm:
Bad Kitty is actually trembling....(RIGHT!!) Can't think of anyone I'd have rather spent my 3 1/2 hours in traffic with darling. Pretty damn glad you're in my life too...

tillerbabe 57F

4/25/2006 12:30 am

That sounds wikked and marvelous!!!

rm_impish_pixie replies on 4/25/2006 6:31 pm:
Keep telling you Tills darling...you simply MUST join us some time...

kyplowboy22 63M

4/25/2006 5:05 am

Glad you had a good time and got home safely, kid. Later


rm_impish_pixie replies on 4/25/2006 6:31 pm:
Thank Unc...it's nice knowing someone was hoping for my safe return.


4/25/2006 12:55 pm

Ahhh....my new twin soul sister.....it was such a fantastic time meeting you.....and reading your memories of Friday nite just brings back all the joy the evening brought to me. The hot tub was a blast....as was our "getting ready for the evening".

You are welcome in my home anytime! I look forward to having fun with you again.

So sorry your trip back took such a long time. We will have to find a shorter and quicker route between VABeach and Fx.

Oh....and btw...you'd better put the August 25-27 campping trip on your calendar. I have reserved our site.....and the thought of the 3 of us (Safira joining us of course) camping with our beloved Dazed for the weekend just sounds like a weekend no one would want to miss I have it on good faith a very nice man will make us biscuits and gravy for breakfast

rm_impish_pixie replies on 4/25/2006 6:37 pm:
You're an awesome woman Ms. GMURN...and yes...soul sisters we are. Amazing similarities. You know of course that now it's your turn to come on down to my neck of the woods...Maggie would love to meet you.

Ok, ok, ok...Camping trip...Aug 25-27 - but if freaking "Jason" ax-murder's me when I get up to pee in the middle of the night...well...just remember you guys are the ones who talked me into being there. Guess I better start looking for camping stuff. Can you send me an essentials list???

Biscuits & Gravy? Oh..ok then. That certainly makes it worth the potential ax weilding Jason...

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