What's in Your Underwear!!!  

imLadyBambi 59M/51F
1308 posts
6/13/2006 6:26 am

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What's in Your Underwear!!!


Mr. Bambi here...

NOTE: Today's blog, although true, is pretty damn gross. In fact, it's very gross. If you have a weak stomach, if you think you might get sick, then you better pack your shit and leave this blog site right now..

A few years ago, I had just hooked up with a lady that I rather fancied. She and I seemed to have the best times together and I found myself missing her when we were apart. To help me get over my longing for her after she left my place, I decided to ask her for a pair of her panties. I figured I could place them on my pillow and sleep next to them at night.

The next time she came over, we made passionate love. Afterwards, before she left, I asked for and received the pair of panties she was wearing. So grateful for this gift, I immediately put them to my face to smell the delicate aroma of her pussy.

It was then that I smelled something strange - very strange. In fact, there was a rather foul aroma emanating from that pink piece of satin cloth. Curious, I examined them... That's when I discovered the thick brown "skid marks" that had been laid down the center.

As sick as this was, my stomach really turned when I realized that I had just gone down on this woman! How sick is that???

What's the grossest thing that has ever happened to you?

Signed,
Mr. Bambi
Panty Sniffer-at-Large,LOL

MWWwantsmore 52F

6/13/2006 7:13 am

That is gross EWWW! The grossest thing that happened to me may not be all that gross. But this guy I met and went down on, must have soaked his balls and penis in aftershave, the smell was sooo strong and I could taste it YUCK. Really turned my stomach!!


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
6/13/2006 7:22 am

Ewwwwww! That is totally gross! I think it is gross when my hubby goes down on my when I'm on my period. But guess what? When I can start having sex next week.....I don't have to worry about that anymore!


haversack_smith 41M
6192 posts
6/13/2006 7:44 am

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! Nothing that disturbing has ever happened to me, thank God. How long were you in therapy after that?


pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F

6/13/2006 8:37 am

EWWW skid marks...!!! I don't like panties and try whenever possible not to wear them.


Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
6/13/2006 12:27 pm

Yikes! I've never had anything like that happen. But one time I was with a man and when he took off his shoes and walked across the floor I found his toe nails were so long and gross that they actually clicked on the tile as he walked! Instant turn off. YUCK!!!

Clip them toe nails all you fine men!!!

Whisper...


goodatpoetry2 68M
16569 posts
6/13/2006 1:37 pm

Remember, YOU asked for it!
I was once with a girl who came SO hard, that when she turned to cuddle up afterwards, I saw a little poop-ball on the bed.
THANK GOD it was a hard one!
I reached across her and just flicked it off, without her noticeing. I guess she never felt it at the time, and I just didn't want to embarress her.
But, that WAS gross! LOL!


moo_nips 59F

6/13/2006 3:15 pm

I heard that once upon a time a guy had big-time skid marks and soon after She found her lips very close to the perp of this crime....I wonder what she did next....and how unusual is this?


funintheday2006 57M
9659 posts
6/13/2006 11:16 pm

In the glow of the aftermath a new lady friend asked if she could fulfill a fantasy with me.
At that point I would agree to ALMOST anything so asked what it was.
She explained that she would like to have a shit on me and rub it in with her body. Makes skid marks a bit irrelevant!!
I wonder whether she got to fulfill that fantasy?
Not with me she didn't, fuck off!


sexymamma662003 32F

6/13/2006 11:23 pm

i think you and lady bambi are not having good times with shit lately huh

way to funny

~sexy~


TabithaElectra79 39F

6/14/2006 3:06 am

That is just sooooo very wrong!


SleekIcilyVarix 42M

6/14/2006 4:00 am

ewww...I met one of my exes online, and before we met in person she sent me a little package full of naughty things, among them was a pair of her panties with the faint scent of her favorite perfume...thankfully, no skiddies.
The grossest thing...well, I don't mind having sex when it's her time of the month, but one time she didn't tell me and I licked her, wound up with a mouthful of blood. Yucko!


2daycowboywanted 46F

6/14/2006 7:35 am

OMG!!! What could one say other than - well, I suppose you know what to say. Think I would have to mention this to the lady - even though she will probably be totally embarrassed think of the "better smelling outcome" for the both of you.

Sorry for your lack of great panties to keep!!

I noticed you visited the blog and not quite sure what a blogging buddy is - but if you will fill me in on the general purpose I shall be glad to respond.

Hope to hear from you soon!!


meerkittykat 43F

6/14/2006 8:07 am

Mr Bambi.....good lawd

Um....I learned the difference between squirting and a woman with a weak bladder after an unexpected "Golden Shower" experience. She felt so bad and didn't mean to pee on me, but it took me a few days to get back to eating her without fear.

Just wanted to thank you both for coming to the SexyKitty Productions casting call, and let you know you're in Group Ten for "[post 387539]." Check out the post, and good luck to you; may the biggest pervs win!!

--Meer


SweetDarlinAngel 40F
2996 posts
6/14/2006 8:44 am

Okay Mr Bambi ...
That was a little yucky. -

But I did finally get that lovely fantasy posted about me and your wife perhaps you two should take a look at it
Female Fantasy I hope you enjoy it!
~SDA-

~Angel


Shameless41nIa 54F

6/15/2006 11:21 pm

This is too funny....I am still LMAO

I can only imagine the look on your face when you realized the skkkkkkkkkkid marks LMAO

My worst would have to be when I was giving a masaage and I came to the ass and I got this wiff and it was not my lotion..I was like ..Oh I know he does not have a smelly ass...sure enough...of course I stopped and he says awww hun keep rubbing my ass..... oh helllllllll no...
After a yr of therapy I am good to go...wash between the cracks guys LMAO AND clip those toenails


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