The Adventures of [member mzhunyhole]  

imLadyBambi 59M/51F
1308 posts
6/30/2006 1:04 pm

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The Adventures of [member mzhunyhole]

A few weeks ago, our favorite country gal stated that she has never left the hills of Kentucky. As beautiful as that state is, we felt compelled to give her the opportunity to travel the world. Using the funds still available from the now cancelled Microsoft sponsored Meet and Greet, mzhunyhole was provided with first class airline tickets to travel the world.

Dressed in her best pair of bib overalls and farm boots, her first stop was at the Eiffel Tower in Paris, France. Upon seeing this structure, mzhunyhole commented. "Look at that big huge TV antenna - I'll betcha the reception is real good here. Them French folk probably don't need no cable".

Her next stop was outside of Vienna, Austria - way up in the Alps. mzhunyhole's comment was, "Gosh, I've always wanted t'a see the Rocky mountains. I'm wonderin' where the Coors brewery is?"

Buckingham Palace seemed strange to her. She expressed her curiosity by saying "Jus how many kin folk do this Queenie gal have? Can't they jus move to one of 'em trailer parks like us'n normal folk?"

Upon seeing the vast oil fields in deserts of Saudi Arabia mzhunyhole commented: "You'd think that them Arabians would use some of that erl [oil] money to build some beaches. It's not like they don't have the sand!"

Later that day, our favorite blogger was whisked away to see the Great Wall of China. She commented, "You can bet yer bottom dollar these people don't have no Mexican immigration problem here!"

In Japan, mzhunyhole was riding the fastest monorail train in the world. She commented, "Gosh darn, I never knew Chinatown was so big!"

Finally, during her last stop, she was taken to see the great Golden Arch in St. Louis. She asked, "Where's McDonalds - this thing is a huge disappointment if they ain't gonna serve no hamburgers!"

mzhunyhole mzhunyhole we love 'ya!

Lady Bambi

waerlookin4fun 51M/47F

6/30/2006 2:32 pm

How nice that our favorite blogger got to go on a world trip

puss2509 41F
1 post
6/30/2006 4:45 pm

I just wanted to comment on ladybambi's puss. It looks delicious! Would love to see more.

clitalicious67 50F

6/30/2006 4:56 pm

What a great post!

CastsAetasPoets 53F

6/30/2006 5:01 pm

What would blogland be without her? You know if I'm having a bad day, I just click on over and start reading. God bless her!! Funny blog Lady Bambi

KMA5 41M
771 posts
6/30/2006 5:08 pm

maybe we should all chip in some change to take the hunny from the hills for a spell; hopefully with less comical results.

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
6/30/2006 6:53 pm

This was too cute you guys! I know Mzhuny is going to love it!

free2chose2 67F

6/30/2006 11:38 pm

Nice tribute

Don't worry, be Happy

goodatpoetry2 68M
16569 posts
7/1/2006 1:09 am

Sorry I made it confusing to get to me.
I MUST be more careful. But sometimes I just forget where I'm commenting from.

Looking0100 55M

7/1/2006 1:56 am


Let me know the exact time you next visit my blog, and I will have my you-know-what waiting for you in my most recent post.

rm_gata11459 59F
10597 posts
7/1/2006 7:28 am

good un.. i used to tease my ex husband that he thought the arch was a mcdonalds too lmao xoox k

Peace xxx K

rm_smosmof2 68M
3240 posts
7/1/2006 6:59 pm

    Quoting KMA5:
    maybe we should all chip in some change to take the hunny from the hills for a spell; hopefully with less comical results.
about that "less comical results" part... I doubt it... I think you captured the spirit of the woman perfectly... Of course, I don't believe for a minute that she'd make any of those comments out of ignorance... but that certainly does represent her sense of humor well....

It's almost too bad that we could never get her to any of those places (other than St. Louis). They just don't have trains to the Great Wall.

Other places I'd love to hear her comments on:
the volcanoes in Hawaii
leaning tower of Pisa
the pyramids
Amsterdam, and the dikes of Holland (and I wonder what she'd think of the smoking bars there (actually, I have to admit to never having seen them or even knowing what the proper term to refer to them is, but I certainly have had them described to me))

MarcoPolo197676 41M
541 posts
7/1/2006 9:53 pm

Thats coll, very funny.

Mermaidslut 51F

7/1/2006 11:58 pm

Ya don't get roasted if ya ain't loved much!

rm_mmmgoodnova 107M/107F
1259 posts
7/2/2006 4:41 pm

Yes, Mz Huny, but only at the actual moment of sunset. And then it's dark. So if you blink, you miss the nudity. I was more than a little disappointed to hear this.

sexyariesgirl 58F

7/2/2006 5:20 pm

Oh this was too good!

Power To FOK

happyladychat 48F
3740 posts
7/3/2006 6:55 am

Nice one. Can't wait for your report on Huny Sista's 2nd trip.

Make it your challenge.... turn me ON!!

pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F

7/4/2006 9:25 am

*LMAO* This was EXCELLENT, Lady Bambi...!!

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