Pussy Juice Perfume  

imLadyBambi 59M/51F
1308 posts
7/3/2006 8:03 am

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7/5/2006 8:22 am

Pussy Juice Perfume


Welcome to the factory...

There is a German company that is marketing a perfume that contains real "pussy juice". For the guys, this is certainly good news. For the women who can't get a date on Saturday, this is a blessing. But for the workers at the perfume factory - well, they have my condolences.

Think about it. You pack your lunch and head off to work each morning. You put on your work clothes - six inch "fuck-me-fuck-me"heels and a hard hat. From the dressing room you head into the equipment room and grab your work tools - a vibrator, perhaps a dildo. Then on past the QC Inspector who makes sure the tool you have in your hand is yours.

Finally you make your way into the masturbatorium. Once inside you take your seat and look forward to eight hours of constant masturbation. It's a high pressure job because you not only have to cum but you have to produce enough pussy juice to meet the quota. As if that's not bad enough, you have to compete with the "squirters" LilSquirt_4mfm
- those damn show-offs!

The company does all they can to help you. They have copies of AdultFriendFinder blogs, PlayGirl magazines, and posters with the likeness of digdug41 digdug41 and LustyTaurus
. Some days, that's still not enough. For those tough days, you can use the clit lickers; men (and women) who stimulate your clit almost to the point of orgasm.

By the time you get home, you're exhausted. The last thing you want to think about is sex. That's where the problem comes in because hubby has "needs" that must be taken care of. In the end, your relationship falls apart, you join AdultFriendFinder to find another partner, you write blogs to pass time, and you work even harder at your job to support yourself on one income.

It is then that you see the irony of the situation. The purpose of your job is to help women hook-up with men but your job destroyed your relationship. The very blogs that the company uses to assist you in your job are some of the very blogs that you are now writing. And the very product that you produce, which heightens sexual arousal, is the very thing that has killed your sexual appetite.

Is it me or is there something wrong here? Please, for the sake of those poor German women, boycott this perfume and help me shut down this factory by signing my blog petition!


Lady Bambi


goodatpoetry2 68M
16569 posts
7/3/2006 11:46 am

Nope!
I want a job as an inspector!


catkit13 67F

7/3/2006 1:08 pm

love your sense of humor - keep 'em coming!


Looking0100 55M

7/3/2006 1:54 pm

I am sure that would be an interesting job. Very weird.

What woman woudn't pass up the opportunity to get paid to masturbate all day long. What guy wouldn't want to have a little look at the Masturbatorium.

Very nice post and good work.


expatbrit49 63M

7/3/2006 2:21 pm

Dame I want to get the job of Director of QA

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


lightswitch1963 70M/54F

7/3/2006 3:46 pm

I'd get fired....don't masterbate unless Mr.L is fucking me from behind. That would ruin the perfume.

We'll leave the light on for you.


LilSquirt_4mfm 68M/68F
3394 posts
7/3/2006 5:43 pm


LMAO!!! Bambi .......

"SHOW OFFS" ..... oh......ok, .....i confess, i am .... a lil bit....lol

LilJessicaSQuirt
My ♥ยงΩuirT♥er & MFM Blog


Bigdaddynlillady 50M/45F

7/3/2006 5:47 pm

lol .This is a good one and thank for the advice.


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
7/3/2006 6:13 pm

I just love the way your minds work! I'm hoping that I cum enough in the morning to contribute to this company....become rich....and can fly all of blogland to the islands for a huge party! Be sure to stop by my blog and join in the BLOGLAND ORGASMY'ALL CUM. I'm counting on you!


cyberluvr1957 60M

7/3/2006 8:12 pm

THANK YOU LADYBAMBI FOR POSTING ON MY BLOG. I FOUND YOUR BLOG TO BE VERY INTERESTIN, INFORMATIVE AND AMUSING ALL AT ONCE, THANK YOU FOR CHEERING ME UP.

~~~Have Condoms, Will Travel~~~


.......Stay Happy, Stay Safe, Stay Well........


chasingfun27 39M
1108 posts
7/4/2006 2:22 am

I just wonder what would happen if someone tried to drink the perfume?


lovemetouchme5 52F
2102 posts
7/4/2006 11:20 am

I don't know if I could go 8 hours 5 days a week without some male intervention. I'd probably be one of the women stuck in the catch 22 of it all.


dark_whispers 39F

7/4/2006 7:14 pm

thanks for inviting me over to take a look around.. and next is a trip to that factory.. your story was too cute.. hugs..


lithiumrose 39F

7/4/2006 10:40 pm

i don't even like the smell of me... why do i need the smell of some other pussy on me?!


rm_KirkVW44m 56M
688 posts
7/5/2006 4:12 am

If my woman worked there i would have to have a mistress


rm_Ellenback 59F
966 posts
7/5/2006 5:43 am

LadyB, that sounds like a 'work from home' business to me...or maybe, a 'sweat shop' job in a third world cunt-ry?? What do you do when you go on break..and you're all flushed, standing in line at the McDonald's, ordering your Value Combo Meal, and oozing juice?? LOL

Great idea, very funny!

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
7/5/2006 6:11 am

How do I get a job there? LOL!!!! Do they have German men making perfume with penis juice????

Purry {=}

Purry


rm_rsp54 59F
531 posts
7/5/2006 6:41 am

If the company were smart, they could capitalize many ways. Perhaps charge admission to interested men and allow them to masturbate and help the ladies. Or give incentive bonuses to women willing to perform for these men!!!


Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
7/5/2006 7:35 am

LOL! Now that's a job I could be good at! As horny as I am I'd still have some left for my man at night!!!

Whisper...


LaVadaLicious 55F  
2770 posts
7/5/2006 10:15 am

I could do good at that job as well. It's always nice and juicy.. opps did I say that LMAO



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rm_Ellenback 59F
966 posts
7/5/2006 5:34 pm

imladybambi had their profile deleted, for the 3rd time! So she won't be able to post in here, but is using AtomicKisss now.

Sucks, huh?

(((softboobyhugs)))

Elle


Mermaidslut 51F

7/7/2006 4:44 pm

Why buy perfume? Just get yourself into the privacy of the nearest bathroom, get some of your own and put it behind your ears, etc when you are with a hottie you want to get aroused. At least, that's a it of advice I read years ago, before they made pherome perfume.. seems to work - especially when you are out dancing!

Especially if you you know him well enough to run your fingers under his nose so he knows what you were up to in the bathroom..say,, right before dessert at a resturant nd you know you would prefer that at home?


SirMounts 103M

7/10/2006 10:12 pm

LadyBambi...
Hey, how do I get a job as a harvester? *winking*


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