Oh Shit!  

imLadyBambi 59M/51F
1308 posts
6/11/2006 8:36 am

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6/15/2006 1:52 am

Oh Shit!


Welcome to Team Bambi Realtors, Inc...

Friday night, Mr. Bambi was in a romantic mood. He cooked me dinner. What he actually cooked and what I ate I couldn't tell you - it tasted like a mixture of Chinese and Mexican! Thank God for a cast iron stomach.

Saturday (yesterday), I had an afternoon appointment to show one of our houses to a potential renter. Because the last tenants had left the house in such a mess, we hired a cleaning service to clean-up the place.

I arrived early to show the house. Evidently, Mr. Bambi's home cooked meal from last night was also arriving - but at the other end. Quickly, I made my way to the bathroom and sat on the commode. Bombs away... it was like Hiroshima in there!

Much to my dismay, there was no toilet paper left in the house. About this time, the doorbell rang - it was the potential renters! In a panic, I thought about my options...

I couldn't wash up because there wasn't any soap or even a towel. I couldn't do a "quick wipe" with my underwear, discard them, and go on about my business because I don't wear underwear. Frantic, and in a rush to answer the door, I pulled up my jeans and flushed the commode. It was only then that I realized that there was a problem with the commode flushing.

I wonder what the potential renters were thinking... Every place they went, there was a trail of stench coming from my nasty ass! My curiosity ended when they TRIED to look at the bathroom accommodations. Simply put, they took one or two steps into the bathroom, quickly retreated from the area, and then left the house abruptly.

As they were leaving, they said that they would think things over and give me a call. Do you think they will call me? Do you think they will rent the place?

Lady Bambi

Realtor-at-Large

rm_cplwithtaste 54M/38F

6/11/2006 9:02 am

yes, we did have a great time.. And yes, I do believe I know what my man likes and if it takes another female boobs to get the job done owell..


rm_Icewomin 48F
610 posts
6/11/2006 9:52 am

wow...lady bambi...not only a cast iron stomach, but a cast iron will as well! and a reminder to us all to not forget our towel when we venture out from our home.

on the heels of an unbelievably shitty day yesterday...i'm speaking of my own day, although the description could be applied to yours as well...this post holds out the promise of a better day today.

i thank you.


rm_saintlianna 46F
15466 posts
6/11/2006 9:56 am

Hiroshima?????


lightswitch1963 69M/54F

6/11/2006 11:15 am

Mr. light here
I use to camp a lot, had a list to load up to go camping. Top of the list T.P. As for the couple they should be back....... I didn't smell a thing..My smell-0-puter was turn off......LOL Need a plumber?????????
We'll leave the light on for you........


Looking0100 55M

6/11/2006 12:46 pm

Hello Bambi,

I am sorry for the trouble you had at the house. That is very bad.

The potential renters left very quickly. Based on what you said, I believe they left because the bathroom was not good enough for them. It must have been pretty bad. I doubt you will get a call from them. If you do get a call, do not expect it to be a pleasant one.

You tried really hard to please the potential renters. But, you didn't get anything. Would you like a hug for support?

Jon C.


moo_nips 58F

6/11/2006 1:13 pm

having been to countries where zee paper is not available

i found that water actually cleans better

just don't use licker on it as that might be uncomfortable


lightswitch1963 69M/54F

6/11/2006 1:47 pm

I wish we lived near you, we'd rent it!!! Did you take some TP back top the house? Good luck finding good renters.


Djeeper1987 48M

6/11/2006 4:39 pm

Scary. Hiroshima all over again. yikes. Could have been worst.

Carpe Diem


SmoothOneAllMan 70M

6/11/2006 4:39 pm

Well, let me say first that I am glad you posted a comment on my blog and thank you for the complements. I will be happy to join your blog group, you seem like a fun loving person and I checked out your pics. WOW, we could have some fun if we were a little closer than we are. So, maybe we can have some fun on the blogs and as long as you and Mr. Bambi agree on menu, you should not have any more surprises on your showings! LOL Keep in touch!


NSAAddict 43F

6/11/2006 5:14 pm

LMAO, I'm so sorry you had such a shitty experience yesterday!! That is one for the history books (love the "I don't wear underwear" part Thanks for the giggle and hoping you've recovered! Hugs


goodfriend985 45M
28 posts
6/11/2006 7:55 pm

LOL...well ms bambi....I must admit, you handle the very stressful situation quiet well. I can see the you are a very quick thinker, which in tight situation is very good, to have that ability. But if I had to guess.......I'm sure they made up there mind as they were driving away....lol. But once again you handle the situation quiet well......

Good Friend.


digdug41 50M

6/11/2006 10:22 pm

OMG thats absolutely classic stuff right there

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


mzkat2u 38F

6/12/2006 12:10 am

well hun i must admit that was quite a pickle that you had gotten into. i think i would have left their asses knocking at the door though and finished dropping bombs on japan. and then after i finished i would have called and rescheduled the appointment with them because something big came up or out in your matter


Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
6/12/2006 6:05 am

Oh no!!! What a terrible thing to happen!!! But, you seemed to handle it well. No surprise there - you're a quick thinker! I think I would have been sitting on the sink to wash my ass, but I've no idea what I would have done about the toilet not working. Yikes! What a day you had!!!

Whisper...


rm_KirkVW44m 56M
688 posts
6/12/2006 5:27 pm

Does Mr Bambi ever use these words? * Lady Bambi i cant take you anywhere * But i've been there before.. Sit in a public restroom and take a dump and find out no TP but if your lucky those brown paper towels work good for back up I suppose you could of snuck out back and dragged your ass through the grass


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