Love Potion:  

imLadyBambi 59M/51F
1308 posts
5/28/2006 3:29 pm

Last Read:
5/31/2006 6:30 am

Love Potion:


Welcome to our research laboratory...

Today, researchers at Pfizer have announced the FDA approval of a new drug that stimulates and prolongs lovemaking. The drug, Xambi, was developed and formulated from the extract of a rare but powerful deer secretion.

When taken orally, the drug causes the tongue to flicker wildly. Later, as the drug reaches its peak plasma concentration within the body, the tongue will start to stiffen and penetrate various body orifices.

As a topical lip balm, recipients of this medication reported that their lips started to pucker and they experienced a deep desire to press their lips against various body parts of their partner.

Although contraindicated as a suppository for men, female users have reported that the orifices receiving this drug have become highly stimulated. And during subsequent vaginal penetration, large volumes of genital juices are immediately and uncontrollably discharged. These "squirting" types of discharges are accompanied with moans, yells, shouts, grunts, toe curls (SaddleTramp), and in one case , a yodel (WhisperSoftly).

NOTE: This medication is contraindicated in people with heart conditions, people who wish to maintain their virginity, the elderly, and those addicted to masturbation.

What fellow AdultFriendFinder member(s) would you prescribe this drug to and why?

Lady Bambi, M.D.

oldude1946 72M

5/28/2006 4:07 pm

I'm proud they came out with that because I was tired of fucking a deer to get it


papyrina 52F
21133 posts
5/28/2006 4:19 pm

me me me ,i get stuff all,so this may at least please me


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
5/28/2006 5:27 pm

ME!!! I like it because it makes me yodel!!! LMAO!!!


bipolybabe

5/28/2006 6:02 pm

I'd send a bucketload to SexyDisaster30 and Sensuous_Salz so they can turn off the computers for a bit and enjoyment themselves!

BPB

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rm_KirkVW44m
688 posts
5/29/2006 3:44 am

Though i don't need it could you give me a shot anyways then meet me out behind the barn so i can lean you over that old wooden barrel and ride you till your legs give out? Just a thought i was having Dr. Lady B


strange_family 47M
4 posts
5/29/2006 4:39 am

Not only would I prescribe it I would deliver it in mass quanties to everyone I know. Although I seem to have some of the reactions without taking the medication LOL.

p.s. I have been known to yodel once in a while also LMAO.


lightswitch1963 70M/54F

5/29/2006 5:06 am

I'd say it would have to be whispersoftly..I miss that old mountain yoled!!!!!!!!!!!!


AtomicKisss 59M

5/31/2006 2:14 am

Sounds good! Dr. Lady Bambi, are you going to give me a thorough physical exam before you write the prescription?


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