Lady Bambi - Matchmaker-at-Large...  

imLadyBambi 59M/51F
1308 posts
7/2/2006 10:31 am

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7/3/2006 9:55 am

Lady Bambi - Matchmaker-at-Large...

Earlier this week I played matchmaker. Earlier in the week I introduced two friends I had met in AdultFriendFinder blogland to each other. They corresponded and decided to meet. Yesterday, they met for the first time. Provided below is an accurate account of how their evening went:

His Version of the Story (StoopEd):
"Ah jus wanted ta let choo no that ah jus met the-WILD-one atta bar n Morgantown, WV. Damn, she shoo is purdy! She's got lots ah energy. Me n her had ah great time shootin' pool n stuff. Ah liked talkin' ta her 'cause the conversation wuz great.

Ah didn't play pool that well 'cause I couldn't help but stare at her tits when she bent over ta make ah shot. She sho does have fine knockers! Her face is real purdy to. Fer entelligence, looks, n personality, I'd give her a "10" all round.

Ah really thinks I scored points with her by groping her in front of the other guyz. Ah was showin' them how much ah care for mah woman. I 'spect ta be seein' her again!

Hey Ms. Bambi, thanks fer the matchmaking... you sho can pick 'em" - Signed, StoopEd

Her Version of the Night's Events:
Bambi - you asshole! Who in the Fuck was that jerk you set me up with??? Was it some kind of sick joke? This guy could have starred in the movie Deliverance - he's straight from the back woods - way back. Here's how the night went...

He parks his pick-up with the oversized tires in front of the bar, makes a lot of commotion as he enters, and then proceeds to guzzle down several beers. As if that's not enough, he smashes the beer cans on his head to crush them. Embarrassed,I try to figure out a way to get out of the public spotlight so I ask him if he wants to play pool...

I felt so dirty and uncomfortable trying to play pool with this pervert as he stared at my breasts the whole time. Being that we were in a dimly lit back room, I was afraid that he might try something. After rushing through the game, I decided to go back to the main bar area. That's when he decided to grope me. Yick!

If I ever get a hold of you, I'm going to snatch you bald headed! Thanks for nothing". Signed, the-WILD-one

Lady Bambi's Statement:
Hey, at least one of them was happy!LOL

Lady Bambi
Reprint from 2005

sammiesunshine 47M
162 posts
7/2/2006 10:49 am

ohohoh..hook me up..hook me up..I like spirited ones.

goodatpoetry2 68M
16569 posts
7/2/2006 11:49 am

She got romanced [groped] and sweet-talked [Nice Tits!].
So....what's HER problem!

alchemistz9 58M

7/2/2006 12:50 pm

Hi Lady Bambi,

Great story - typical though - all that hard work, and you're not appreciated!!!

NickRules999 40M
9464 posts
7/2/2006 12:51 pm

There are no matchmakers where I live except the church guys. That sucks.

Come into my realm! You aren't afraid...are you?

pumpitup52 66M
3 posts
7/2/2006 12:56 pm

After you make a match, they wind up on the Dr. Phil show

angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
7/2/2006 2:10 pm

God that was funny! Remember, I'm happily matchmaking!!!!! What a great mind you guys have!

Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
7/2/2006 2:16 pm

LMAO! That would be my luck!


lightswitch1963 70M/54F

7/2/2006 2:56 pm

Do your worst....I mean best. I'd not hold it against you because we like you so much.

We'll leave the light on for you.

ShyWhisper2006 54F
15175 posts
7/2/2006 4:37 pm

*giggles*...too funny

sexyariesgirl 58F

7/2/2006 5:24 pm


Power To FOK

MarcoPolo197676 41M
541 posts
7/2/2006 7:13 pm

Oops, better luck next time. lol

TheCliticals 36F/F

7/2/2006 7:26 pm

Make a match and loose a friend.

Why didnt she realise that if he was at all good you would have kept him for yourself?


rm_imtheone42 75M
485 posts
7/2/2006 10:12 pm

Is there something wrong with smashing beer cans on your head?

rm_smosmof2 68M
3240 posts
7/3/2006 12:34 am

Sounds to me like the typical meeting between any random man and any random woman on this site..... present company excluded.....

chasingfun27 39M
1108 posts
7/3/2006 2:53 am

Sounds like that bloke could be any of my mates)

StuartSJC 38M

7/3/2006 5:45 am

My answer is yes. I'd love to become blog buddies Lady Bambi. Dam, that story is so entertaining, no offense to the girlie involved. Come on now, all you have to do is pay attention to the woman involved to get what you want out of the meeting. I mean, there's a time and a place for all the grabbing, groping, rubbing/fingering, and everything else you (guys) could's when she gives the go ahead. Come on now, it's not that hard to observe and proceed with discretion with all the nasty, bad things you could think of doing. Better luck next time, both of you.


7/3/2006 5:49 am

Ya can't make some people happy

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

catkit13 67F

7/3/2006 6:22 am

great story, too funny to be made-up! remind me never to ask you to play matchmaker - lol

happyladychat 49F
3740 posts
7/3/2006 6:57 am

LL This is so hilarious. Don't think you make very good matchmaker for the ladies, do you?

Make it your challenge.... turn me ON!!

rm_Ellenback 59F
966 posts
7/3/2006 8:04 am

Sounds like Windsor boys to me....LOL Hey, HOOK ME UP!



purpletrashcan 52F
41658 posts
7/3/2006 8:24 am

He said/she said! lol

Pull My Fucking Hair!

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