Lady Bambi - Customer Service: Let Me SERVE You!  

imLadyBambi 59M/51F
1308 posts
6/7/2006 8:26 am

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Lady Bambi - Customer Service: Let Me SERVE You!

In a recent blog of ours, we talked about the fun times we had on a company trip. Many people asked how they could get hired by Team Bambi, Inc. Although we cannot make any promises on the outcome, I will share with you the resume I used to get my job in Customer Relations:

Resume of:
Lay Dee Bambi
69 Layme Downs
Backalley, Nepal

Seeking a position that requires specialized marketing and sales abilities, unique interpersonal skills, and a proven method for closing a deal.


Heidi Fleiss Enterprises:
Special Liaison - Personally made arrangements to accommodate the needs of politicians and local officials.

Mustang Ranch:
Sales Representative - Sold packaged "service and health care" products to business men.

Sylvan Adult Learning Center:
Speech Coach - Provided one-on-one oral instruction to students.

Same duties as above but no pay or compensation.

Special Skills:
Qualified in the following: Bed, kitchen table, spa, office, top, bottom, front, back, and mouth.

Team Bambi, Inc. is hiring right now. What special skills do you possess?

Lady Bambi

Interviewer - Human Resources Department

Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
6/7/2006 9:16 am

Oh my gosh!!! If I list my skills I'll get all aroused. So I will just leave this comment so you know I was here.


free2chose2 67F

6/7/2006 9:51 am

ANALyzing urges,phallic spewing,using subjects for keigel exercises, tongue penal vein endurance,lunchtime clit licking required for STAFF development

Don't worry, be Happy

lightswitch1963 70M/54F

6/7/2006 10:10 am

Bed yes, ask mrs l...good for sex
kitchen table yes, ask mrs l...good for sex
spa. yes good for sex
office. yes nooner sex...good stuff
top, bottom, front, back, and mouth (plus on the side)
Mrs l would more than glad to lie to any extent in order to convince you..


angelofmercy5 60F
17881 posts
6/7/2006 2:21 pm

If I list my skills, I'll get aroused too! lol Just stopped into say hello to two special people!

lightswitch1963 70M/54F

6/7/2006 3:45 pm

No lieing involved, Mr. L is the BEST for the job. He showed me today, as a matter of fact, just how much he does qualify.

JustaGuy40-1 56M
20 posts
6/7/2006 11:02 pm

That's a very great resume, I'd have to go through a refresher course or three to even make minimum requirement for your company

Have a wonderful day

AtomicKisss 59M

6/8/2006 3:11 am

Dear Lady Bambi,

I'd like to split your atom and make you explode! Am I hired?

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