It's Damn Near Criminal  

imLadyBambi 59M/51F
1308 posts
6/28/2006 2:46 pm

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It's Damn Near Criminal

Welcome to our cyber jail cell...

In our last blog we indicated that we were going to "retire" from blogging. Out of decency, and at the urging of our close friends, we are going to share with you the reason why. We, (Lady Bambi and Mr. Bambi) are going to be arraigned in Federal Court tomorrow on several criminal charges.

Seems like the Feds didn't see the humor in our little scam to trick Microsoft into paying for the Free Meet and Greet. Monday, the FBI arrived at our door step, questioned us, took a computer, and took us into custody. The charges, all second degree felonies, include criminal conspiracy (3 counts), wire fraud, and attempted larceny via the internet. Other charges are pending via the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) because Mr. Bambi holds a Series 7 license (stock broker's license).

We do not anticipate that there will be any fallout for those who expressed an interest in attending. Right now, it appears as though the Feds are only interested in those who conspired to "trick" Microsoft into picking up the tab. We have privately notified them and advised them to retain counsel.

Although our attorneys have advised us not to discuss this matter, it is not our philosophy to hide behind obscure law book technicalities. We are guilty of most of the charges and we will take full responsibility for our actions. If this involves prison time, so be it - we'll blog you from prison until we are released.

To tell the truth, it's not the bad fashion statement that pin stripes make that bothers us. It's not the fact that some spineless woos tattled on us that angers us. It's the fact that we will miss the Meet and Greet that has us upset!

Lady Bambi

*** Late Comment... This is a joke! We have received numerous e-mails, inquiries, and comments from concerned people. Our apologies to anyone who was concerned about our well being.

sammiesunshine 47M
162 posts
6/28/2006 3:24 pm

That's going to leave a mark 8(


6/28/2006 3:57 pm

This is a joke .. right .. lmao.. It has to be

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sexyariesgirl 58F

6/28/2006 5:54 pm

Please tell us this is a joke! Please???????? Besides...everyone knows the Federal Government NEVER moves that fast!

Power To FOK

rm_cru1972 46M
4407 posts
6/28/2006 6:02 pm

I'm with Muffy. Shoot I just get a chance to check you out, and I liked what I saw

rm_KarmoHunny 56F
888 posts
6/28/2006 7:00 pm

Wow! I'm shocked! I hope nothing comes of this. Maybe they'll throw it out of court. After all, Microsoft has plenty of $$$.

SmallTightKitty2 107F

6/28/2006 7:22 pm

WOW....I can't believe this!!! And over a stupid joke, it is not like we were really going to do it. We are always playing dumb games here on AdultFriendFinder like that. Someone took it all so wrong. Let me know if I can help two are in my thoughts!!!!

digdug41 50M

6/28/2006 7:27 pm

Hey guys sweet darlin angel told me about this earlier and I have to say SHIT that bites WTF! ya gots ta be MO careful I hope all works out for you in this affair

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

norprin5 56M

6/28/2006 7:36 pm


King Nor XVIII

lightswitch1963 70M/54F

6/28/2006 8:01 pm

Don't mention MY NAME.......LOL

We'll leave the light on for you ..........

lightswitch1963 70M/54F

6/28/2006 9:39 pm

Mrs.L here, we'll send you a cyber cake w/ a cyber saw in it. Meet you outside your cyber cell with our cyber Mercedes.

We'll leave the light on for you.

MarcoPolo197676 41M
541 posts
6/28/2006 10:37 pm

Whoa, No f----n' way, Harsh. Not really laughing yet. Harsh. Too real to be joke. Seriously?

rm_smosmof2 68M
3240 posts
6/29/2006 12:10 am

I'm glad I saw this late enough that you'd already added the "just a joke" tag.

Does this mean the Meet and Greet is still on?


6/29/2006 12:48 am

Whewwww. I kind of freaked there for a minute! Glad all is well! {=}

just a squirrel trying to get a nut

bedroomice2003 45M

6/29/2006 12:50 am

You gotta read between the lines to get the joke. I thought it was well-played and very silly.

Just remember not to drop the soap, Bambi. You never know where I'll turn up...

rm_KirkVW44m 56M
688 posts
6/29/2006 3:03 am

No word of a strip search Lady B ?


rm_PurryKitty2 49M/51F
9753 posts
6/29/2006 5:32 am

You are so creative!

Purry {=}


sexyariesgirl 58F

6/29/2006 5:39 am

Thanks for stopping by my blog to let me know it was just a joke! lol I just KNEW it had to be...but on the other just never know! lol It was a really good post though...I loved it!

Power To FOK

Looking0100 55M

6/29/2006 6:00 am


You mentioned the word "cyber" in the beginning. I also checked everyone who commented here. I noticed what mzhuny wrote. Yes, that is probably true.

Having sexual fantasies is great. But, scaring so many of these people is not my idea of fun. I, myself, wasn't scared because I did not know what to believe.

I hope all works well for you and Mr. Bambi.

Oh, I think as part of this fantasy (if that is what this really is; I hope it is NOT real), there could be some sexy strip searches. Now, that would be nice to see (or read).

SmallTightKitty2 107F

6/29/2006 6:11 am

Bambi 1& 2: I am so glad to know it is a joke!!! But Big Brother has always got his moles out I would not have been surprised either if it had been real. But thank goodness it's not!!!!

Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
6/29/2006 12:18 pm

I hope that if I get prison time for my part the gaurds conduct regular cavity searches!!!



6/29/2006 10:35 pm

just both of ya bend over so I can whip your arses...sheesh..

under the stars
We choose to write
you choose what you comprehend.
read twice and be nice
every key stroke... has a heart beat

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