Guaranteed Sex  

imLadyBambi 59M/51F
1308 posts
6/26/2006 6:28 am

Last Read:
7/3/2006 7:33 am

Guaranteed Sex

Welcome to our Free Meet and Greet...

For those who may not know, a Free Meet and Greet has been planned. As indicated in the blog, a corporate sponsor has been secured. Therefore, ALL OF YOUR TRAVEL EXPENSES WILL BE PRE-PAID.

We've had a tremendous response to this event, therefore it has been moved to a larger venue. Again, thanks to our corporate sponsors (Lifestyles Health Products, Inc.), ADMISSION IS FREE and we have plenty of space for more people.

So far, the most frequently asked question is: "Why should I take time off from work and risk not getting laid"? Worry not my friends, GREAT SEX IS GUARANTEED. Here's how it works:

All of the people listed below have generously offered their sexual services as "Emergency Fuck Buddies". If you fail to hook-up with someone during the meet and greet, one of the Emergency Fuck Buddies will take care of your sexual needs. To select your Emergency Fuck Buddy, simply respond to this blog.


Please, I beg you to sign up as soon as possible. Some of these ladies (couples) can handle only 3 - 5 people per night. If the demand is high, agreements with additional Fuck Buddies will have to be secured. By the way, all Fuck Buddies have been verified to be very kinky and D/D free.

Finally, if anyone (men included) wants to volunteer as a fuck buddy, please leave a comment on this blog.

Lady Bambi
Meet and Greet Event Organizer

thorntonmale 49M
36 posts
6/26/2006 7:03 am

this event sounds like alot of fun id love too attend where is this event taking place im in denver colorado

MaggiesWishes 61F

6/26/2006 7:22 am

This is fan-freakin-tastic!

OH, my stars .... will my 'day pass' get me more?

OH, is there a brochure?
Is there a gender-test-match test?
ARE there free sample of the goodies? Oils, lubs, condoms?
Do you have number beds or airbeds?

" I have a stiff back from this weekend, ya know *

OH GOODIE gum-drops ... fun, fun, fun ... for me

Warm Huggies 2ya Naughty One

sammiesunshine 47M
162 posts
6/26/2006 7:28 am

Well.....I'd like whisper as a fuck buddy, but imLadyBambi w/ maybe Mr. Bambi would be a dream come true...(its all your fault, you've put the DP and ass play into my mind) I'm going to cry a river of tears if I can't make this...I do have a nobel in mamology...I think people will want my expert opinion on their mams...sucking is required.

pragmaticCTcpl 62M/51F

6/26/2006 8:44 am

You guys are great! No refunds? {=}

ilsuconu 57M

6/26/2006 9:01 am

C'mon... is this for real?!? (Yabba-Dabba-Doo! I sure hope it's true!) Sure... I'll be an EFB!

1hardhotrod4u 48M
82 posts
6/26/2006 9:35 am

you can sign me fun fun!!!

MsConservative4U 42F

6/26/2006 9:42 am

HAVE A GREAT FUN PEOPLE....BE SAFE and well, send me some pix of the events for my blogs..i want amazing pics from ya..Lady B.[photo imLadyBambi]8

looking ahead for pix......MsC4U

*****ya blog is worth reading sweeta thanks for inviting me to come ova*****

Going Where Life Takes ME

MsConservative4U 42F

6/26/2006 9:45 am

HAVE A GREAT FUN PEOPLE....BE SAFE and well, send me some pix of the events for my blogs..i want amazing pics from ya..Lady B.imLadyBambi

looking ahead for pix......MsC4U

*****ya blog is worth reading sweeta thanks for inviting me to come ova*****

Going Where Life Takes ME

rm_spiceee2 57F
61 posts
6/26/2006 10:25 am

oh you all have a grand time and I will check back want all the info on how it went
have lots of fun

LaVadaLicious 55F  
2770 posts
6/26/2006 11:03 am

So where exactly is this going to be held?? I Just might be able to get away seeing as how I am self employed and have way too much time on my hands.. I would be interested in the Fisting demostration if you decide to let anyone watch

Hell put me down as an EFB...

Stop in and Sign The Guest Book


Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
6/26/2006 12:05 pm

I think I may need an EFB or two or three. LOL! Or you can just sign me up as an EFB. Either way works.


rm_Ptalk1155 35M
3450 posts
6/26/2006 12:46 pm

LoL good con job you guys pulled. Unfortunately, I don't have that kind of free time. You have fun though.

norprin5 56M

6/26/2006 12:52 pm

how i wish i could be there! sadly, time and distance make it impossible...but i'd love to see the pics, if i could

have a great time

King Nor XVIII

purpletrashcan 51F
41658 posts
6/26/2006 6:48 pm

All I can say is DAY-UM! Have a blast y'all! Squirt on!

Pull My Fucking Hair!

Djeeper1987 48M

6/26/2006 7:43 pm

Sign me up. I would like to volunteer.

Carpe Diem

libgemOH 57M/53F

6/26/2006 9:19 pm

Ooooo, me too???

By the way, the party's over at my place [post 403822] (yes I know, this looks like a shameless plug, doesn't it....) {=} -B

8337 posts
6/26/2006 10:46 pm

Fine, I'll do it.....

But are the women pale?


"My every move is a calculated step, to bring me closer to embrace an early death." -Tupac Shakur

1 post
6/28/2006 5:12 am

lets party sounds like a finger licking good timeEmail me

rm_smosmof2 68M
3240 posts
6/28/2006 9:07 pm

I still don't believe it.

But then I was convinced that Bush couldn't get re-elected after the way he fucked up his first term of office, and we all saw how that worked out....

sammiesunshine 47M
162 posts
7/3/2006 7:25 am

so I don't get wisper or bambie as EFB...but I need an EFB...

this isn't real? at least your not calling me names and flaming on your other people....diyresia...ooop did I say that out loud

rm_fruityboy25 37M
27 posts
7/5/2006 12:14 pm

Wow, that's surely a great news to me! I love to be a fuck buddy for your ladies here at AdultFriendFinder.

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