Food and Sex  

imLadyBambi 59M/51F
1308 posts
4/29/2006 10:09 pm

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Food and Sex


Welcome to our bedroom…

Remember the movie 9 ½ weeks? There was a scene in the movie that was perhaps one of the hottest scenes in the history of cinematography. You know the one I’m talking about ‒ the food scene.

Seems like this scene made a lasting impression in the recesses of Mr. Bambi’s mind. Last night he brought some whipped cream, honey, chocolate syrup, Maraschino cherries, ice, ice cream, chocolate, and a few other assorted delicacies to bed with him.

With the lights dimmed and Boz Scaggs playing in the background, Mr. Bambi ATTEMPTED to seduce me. What the hell was that man thinking? Sure, in the movies having honey and all other sorts of sticky goop poured all over you is hot. But having chocolate on the sheets, honey in the hair, Maraschino cherries stuck in the crack of my ass, and whatever else in wherever else - that’s just not fun!

In the end I took a shower while Mr. Bambi washed the bedding. I thought the evening would end there but the water used in the wash cycle caused me to run out of hot water! Needless to say, after all of this, the evening could not be salvaged.

What do you think Mr. Bambi should do (if anything) to make up for this disastrous evening?

Lady Bambi

rm_KirkVW44m 56M
688 posts
4/30/2006 3:42 am

Did you mention food with sex .. Tell Mr. B to call somebody up that knows the proper use of food. For starters those cherries were for dipping in your mouth and pussy then immediately eating. How about taking that honey warming it up and dripping it on your nipples or clit while they are being sucked on for added pleasure. Anyways dear just a couple ideas on the proper use of food in bed Mr. B still needs punished for the improper use of foods. He should of left that up to an expert *wink*

Make him cook you dinner, give you a massage with kisses included, then give him a second chance as some of us men are just hard learners


imLadyBambi 59M/51F

4/30/2006 7:51 am

    Quoting rm_KirkVW44m:
    Did you mention food with sex .. Tell Mr. B to call somebody up that knows the proper use of food. For starters those cherries were for dipping in your mouth and pussy then immediately eating. How about taking that honey warming it up and dripping it on your nipples or clit while they are being sucked on for added pleasure. Anyways dear just a couple ideas on the proper use of food in bed Mr. B still needs punished for the improper use of foods. He should of left that up to an expert *wink*

    Make him cook you dinner, give you a massage with kisses included, then give him a second chance as some of us men are just hard learners
Good idea Kirk.It sounds like you have been down this road yourself.lol

Lady Bambi


waerlookin4fun 51M/47F

4/30/2006 7:41 pm

I agree with Kirk, teach him the proper use of food, then have him cook you dinner


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