Beavis and ButtHead  

imLadyBambi 59M/51F
1308 posts
5/26/2006 2:42 pm

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5/28/2006 9:42 pm

Beavis and ButtHead

Welcome to our bedroom...

Recently, Mr. Bambi has been joking around about our new dog, Beavis and how Beavis loves my scent. Yesterday, Mr. Bambi jokingly said that he was afraid Beavis would bite him after lovemaking. Well, last night, the unbelievable happened - Beavis, the very mild mannered dog took a nibble off of Mr. Bambi's lip.

Mind you, this is a true story with no embellishment...

Mr. Bambi had been eating me. The third time I came, I yelled out in ecstasy, and then I proceeded to squirt, gush, and splash Mr. Bambi all over his face. Beavis, who had been quietly gnawing on a steak bone, took note when I started to scream out. Startled, he approached the action to see what was going on.

Curious, he sniffed Mr. Bambi's face and licked him once or twice. Annoyed, Mr. Bambi rose up to shoo Beavis away. It was at that point that Beavis took a quick nibble off of Mr. Bambi's lip in an apparent attempt to sample my juices.

Words cannot describe the interaction between Beavis, the dog, and well, ButtHead (Mr. Bambi) who sat there and let the dog take a bite (nibble) at his lip.

The irony of this whole thing is that Mr. Bambi, who named the dog Beavis, said at the time he named the dog that he was only being polite - that Beavis was really a ButtHead. Now the truth comes out, Mr. Bambi is really the ButtHead in this dog - human duo.

Has a pet ever interfered with your lovemaking, done something funny during your lovemaking session, or simply made a total fool out of you?

Lady Bambi

rm_KirkVW44m 56M
688 posts
5/26/2006 3:25 pm

LOL My answer is NO.. The only animal allowed in my bedroom is me And i bite also *wink*

lightswitch1963 70M/54F

5/26/2006 3:32 pm

Yes, our cat, Dodge, likes to walk around on the bed while we are making love. This usually gets her thrown out of the room.

Package1971 47M
1051 posts
5/26/2006 3:52 pm

Our cats are de-sensitized to naked people having sex in front of them.

Our roommates... not so much.

rm_trotty10 48M

5/26/2006 7:41 pm

Our dog used to try to get me and a partner to stop. He'd try to get in between and break things up. And seeing as the dog is almost 90 pounds he certainly go in the way.

LilSquirt_4mfm 68M/68F
3394 posts
5/27/2006 8:18 am

Hi Bambi!!

there definitely is a "male thing" in nature ...... i walk to downtown most days ....... mate used to tease that after sex, my squirt + his semen, if not showered off (and i like to leave it all on for a while after good sex with mate) ..."watch out for the male dogs" ...

well, when dogs nearbi would start follwing .. harmlessly , but took a special interst. ... i kept note .. and it defimitely does have a pattern .... if not still covered with it all, dogs treated me no better than anyone else ... but....if i went after sex, and unshowered, they "really liked me" .... aw, nature in action

it seems the mixture of fem squirt plus male semen does get to them ...... but shouldnt be surprised, they will lterally gangbang a bitch in heat ..... have seen bitches in heat return, after an all-night out on the town, return covered in semen ... yet, the males are drawn to & glad to have their sloppy 40ths .. lol


Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
5/28/2006 5:20 pm

LOL! Once I had a special friend who is very afraid of dogs. At the time I had a Doberman/Greyhound mix named Callie. She was an impressive dog. Anyway, I had to keep her outside when my friend came over because he was so scared of her.

We were in the middle of enjoying great sex and somehow Callie got into the house and jumped up on the bed! My friend screamed loud and hard like a sissy la la!!! I laughed so hard. My poor friend did not think it funny, but I sure did. I did not know a man could make such a high pitched scream. LMAO!!!


meerkittykat 43F

5/28/2006 9:05 pm

Well lady, you've visited me enough times that I figured I should stop in to your bedroom.

when I brought my cat Buster home for the first time, I had just started dating a woman, and we were having sex all the time. In addition, I am kinda vocal during sex. While my ex-gf and I were loudly enjoying a double-ended dildo the cat leaned on the bed and nipped her feet. We tried three times to shoo the cat away until the alarm clock finally got thrown, and he stopped.

Now, he no longer interferes....but he just watches, which is kinda strange all on its =^oo^=


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