Ask Me! Ask me anything you want!  

ilsuconu 57M
194 posts
6/25/2006 10:30 pm

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6/28/2006 3:38 pm

Ask Me! Ask me anything you want!

I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
from Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical.
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical;
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical.
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
with many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous.
I know the mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox.
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus;
in conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous.
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
and I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore;
and whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.
Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
and tell you every detail of Caractacus's uniform!
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General!

So… ask me anything… anything at all! And even if I can’t dazzle you with my brilliance, I promise I won’t baffle you with my bullshit!

Insomnia is a bitch, eh?

Whispersoftly5 53F
15176 posts
6/26/2006 6:38 am

Dang, it's too early in the morning for me to come up with a good question. So I have no question of substance. How about next time you sleep in the buff will you get a picture for us? Maybe the picture can be taken when you wake up in the buff!


ilsuconu replies on 6/26/2006 7:05 am:
Well, Dang! Hurry back when you get something your Inquiring Mind wants to know! (I suppose I could take a picture like that... my camera has a remote control device...)

ilsuconu replies on 6/26/2006 7:08 am:
Well, Dang-it Darlin'... hurry back with anything at all that your Inquiring Mind wants to know! (And, I suppose I could do a photo like that... eventually!)

EvilEvilKitten1 63F

6/26/2006 1:16 pm

Could you, would you tie a bow around it for me?


ilsuconu replies on 6/26/2006 1:21 pm:
Certainly! What color? With or without the gift wrapping!

pretty_blue_eyes 39F
2091 posts
6/26/2006 2:20 pm

Gilbert and Sullivan, from a play wasn't it?

Hmmm...question, question, question. Let me think here. Ahh! I got it. Is there any people on here (AdultFriendFinder) that you would like to meet?

ilsuconu replies on 6/26/2006 5:27 pm:
YES! Gilbert & Sullivan... oh Honey! You and me are going to get along just fine! It's from the Pirates of Penzance, and it's the first solo of Major General Stanley upon finding out that the Pirates are bothering his daughters. (I sang that part years ago when I was active with the Pittsburgh Savoyards.)

Oh, almost forgot to answer your question:

ALL of you on my "World" list!

newtothis702207 57F

6/26/2006 5:17 pm

Question: Is Baltimore too far?????

xxx L xxx

ilsuconu replies on 6/27/2006 5:23 am:
Not at all! I lived there from 1986-1992... Harford County area. (Are you thinking what I'm thinking????)

pretty_blue_eyes 39F
2091 posts
6/27/2006 10:22 am

May I ask another question?

ilsuconu replies on 6/27/2006 11:16 am:
Sure! Since this originally started out to be a "Let's Play 20 Questions" post, you've got 19 left! or 18, if I count "May I ask another question?" as a question! (Just kidding! Fire Away!)

pretty_blue_eyes 39F
2091 posts
6/27/2006 12:41 pm

I've noticed several blogs are asking do you have any crushes? who are your crushes? So...these are my questions to you.....

ilsuconu replies on 6/28/2006 6:44 am:
Answer #1: Yes
Answer #2: In addition to you? Well... there's this "new" girl, ya see... and I think it's more than just a crush!

newtothis702207 57F

6/27/2006 5:10 pm

I'm thinking ..... hmmmm..... WHEN?????


ilsuconu replies on 6/28/2006 6:45 am:
I'm thinking.... hmmmm.... SOON!!!!


newtothis702207 57F

6/27/2006 5:11 pm

and THAT is MY question....

ilsuconu replies on 6/28/2006 6:46 am:
and THAT is quite fine by me!

rm_CuummDrop 50F
2591 posts
6/28/2006 7:42 am

More than just a crush?.... grins...

Now won't last forever, so use it wisely~c

ilsuconu replies on 6/28/2006 8:58 am:
Guess who I saw camming this morning!?!?!

pretty_blue_eyes 39F
2091 posts
6/28/2006 8:17 am

awwwwwwwwwwwww...thats sweet. Hmmm..thought you weren't going to bullsh*t me? You don't have to include me in sake of not hurting my feelings! lol. I'm a big girl, promise!

ilsuconu replies on 6/28/2006 1:56 pm:
I don't make promises I can't keep, and I never break a promise that I make! Those on my watch list are really the ones I get crushes on... really! And even though crushes don't necessarily evolve to relationships, my crushes always mean that I have nothing less than absolute respect for those whom I get crushes on!

rm_CuummDrop 50F
2591 posts
6/28/2006 10:21 am

grinz... Who?... hehehe does it have anything to do with the comment... "Hubba-Hubba"....

Now won't last forever, so use it wisely~c

ilsuconu replies on 6/28/2006 1:57 pm:
ALL of you wonderful women in "My World" ... really!

RevJoseyWales 70M/67F
14393 posts
6/14/2007 7:16 am

a bookmark

"McVeigh had the right idea, wrong address."

"This ain't Dodge City, and you ain't Bill Hickok."

BaronessFucktard 53F

6/15/2007 4:26 pm

Do you make the tea as well Joe?

*I* don't just take people down - *I* take them out.

BaronessFucktard 53F

6/15/2007 4:27 pm

Take out the trash?

*I* don't just take people down - *I* take them out.

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