Oral Sex  

howaboutahuck 67M
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7/24/2006 10:29 am

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7/27/2006 1:59 pm

Oral Sex

There's a woman in a hospital in a coma. Her nurse notices after a few days that every time she sponge bathes the woman around the crotch, her vital signs, according to the nearby monitor, increase significantly. The nurse gets the bright idea that oral sex might just provide the stimulus to bring the woman out of her coma.

She calls the woman's husband, tells him her idea about oral sex, and he agrees. When he arrives at the hospital, the nurse ushers him into the room, closes the curtain around the bed, and closes the door. Five minutes later, the man comes running out of the room screaming that all of his wife's vital signs have plummeted to zero and she needs a doctor immediately.
The nurse, upset that her idea had not only not worked, but seemed to be threatening the life of the woman she had sought to save, asked the man what had happened.

"I'm not sure, but I think she choked".
Debbie Roby

rm_sexxikritter 53F
2715 posts
7/24/2006 5:29 pm

Typical man.

tracy_de_lacy 106F
9268 posts
7/25/2006 2:04 am

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Bye everyone, it was a blast

rm_KarmoHunny 56F
888 posts
7/25/2006 10:48 pm

ROFL!!!! What a goof off!

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