Joke of the Day  

hover45 102M
223 posts
6/22/2006 8:39 am

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7/5/2006 1:42 pm

Joke of the Day

A young man married a beautiful woman who had
previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding
night, she told her new husband,

"Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be."

"Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never
really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me."

"Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said
everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."

"Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order he didn't know when he would be able to deliver."

"Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research,
implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method."

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he
knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not."

"Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a
product, he was never sure how to position it."

"Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it."

"Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look."

"Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was.... God, I miss him!"

"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"

"Wonderful," said the husband, "but, why?"

"You're with the Government.... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed."

2375 posts
6/22/2006 9:14 am

Excellent! You made me laugh!

19 posts
6/22/2006 9:54 am

One of the best jokes I've read in eons...thanks

rm_milea24 38F
19 posts
6/24/2006 6:08 pm

LMAO! My sentiments exactly. All They know to do is screw ppl, they could at least use lube when they fuck you in the ass.

curvymeli 40F

7/5/2006 3:45 am

LOl! Good one Dick

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