Hot Dogs Anyone  

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7/11/2006 7:24 am

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7/11/2006 5:17 pm

Hot Dogs Anyone

A small zoo in Alabama obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within afew weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.

Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in season. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.

Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.

Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.

The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the
gorilla for $500.00? Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.

The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under four conditions.

1. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips."
The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.

2. "Second", he said, "You can't never tell no one about this."
The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.

3. "Third", Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.

4. And last of all, Bobby Lee stated "You gotta give me another week to come up with the $500.00."

BaronessK 53F

7/11/2006 12:12 pm

Do you ever look at the right hand side of your main blog page...ya know, where it shows comments from others? Anyway, what I basically said was glad to see that you are blogging again; for some reason, it wasn't showing new posts from you for a while. As for me, I have been blogging, almost every day; guess it wasn't showing for you, either. Hope you are going to get up to B'ham for the meat and and greet ...on the 15th. I have to work, but you have fun, now!

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