womens rule book  

hotpeppers58 59M
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9/6/2006 4:59 pm
womens rule book

Surefire Ways To Know You're A Woman...
When asked 'Is something bothering you?' reply 'no'
then get pissed off when you are believed.

Become attracted to someone because he is outgoing
and loves parties, start dating him, and immediately
expect him to stop this behavior..

Always take an hour longer than promised to prepare
for the evening.

Always hide very important events in very unimportant
terms so you can have something to be pissed about
when your boyfriend declines because he has pressing
business, i.e. You say 'It's no big deal, but I was
wondering if you would like to visit my parents with
me if you are not busy this weekend.' when you mean
'It means a great deal to me for you to see my family
with me this weekend whether or not it is possible!'


If you are trying to sleep, it's because you're
exhausted from your almost superhuman level of
daily achievement; if he is trying to sleep it's
because he is lazy.

No matter what the activity, he doesn't do it as
well as a past boyfriend.

If he pays attention to you, he is smothering you.

If he gives you space, he is ignoring you.


Hate any bar he likes

Demand to be treated as an equal in everything -
except when paying for meals, airplane tickets,
concerts, beers, clothes, etc. - these are
required gifts proving his love.

Declare PMS at any given time. If he is
knowledgeable about your cycle, tell him
you're irregular from all the stress of your life.

Remember that ANY woman who so much as stares
at your boyfriend must be labeled a WHORE and
your network of friends must be informed
immediately to spread this as quick as possible.

Make his life miserable by making him feel guilty
about doing anything other than catering to your needs.

Break into tears for no apparent reason.

Ask for help in some endeavor then become livid
when it is given.

Insinuate yourself into your boyfriend's group
of friends, break up with him, then make sure
you are present at every gathering for the next
month just to rub it in.

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