hotpeppers58 59M
40 posts
9/10/2006 6:58 am

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9/13/2006 10:29 pm


A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his
age as his wife. The fantasy of having a young woman
in his bed soon became a nightmare when he found that
he could not last long enough to satisfy his young
bride. His wife, as understanding as she was exciting,
told him that all was well even if he was quick to
get out of the saddle. Determined to satisfy this
sweet young thing, the man visited the doctor to
get some advice.
"Doctor, I can't seem to hold back for very long
when I make love to my young wife and I can't
satisfy her. What can I do?"

The doctor smiled, patted him on the shoulder,
and said in a professional manner, "Try a bit
of self-stimulation before having intercourse
with your wife and you'll find that you'll
last longer and ultimately satisfy her."

"Okay, Doctor. If you think that will help."

Later that afternoon, his young bride called him
at work to let him know that she would be
attacking him at the front door when he arrived
home. "Be prepared, my darling, I'm going to
ravish you," she cooed over the phone.

Undaunted, the man decided to follow the
doctor's advice. But where? In the office?
The Xerox room? What if someone walked in
on him? He got in his truck and began the
journey home. Soon he decided he would
find a spot on the road to pull over,
climb under the truck and pretend to be
inspecting the rear axle, and do the
deed there. A moment later, he pulled
over, crawled beneath the truck, closed
his eyes tightly, fantasized about his
young wife, and began his "therapy."

A few minutes later, just as he was about
to complete his therapy session, he felt
someone tugging on his pants leg. Keeping
his eyes tightly shut to avoid ruining the
fantasy he was enjoying, he said, "Yes?"

"Sir, I'm with the Police Department.
Could you tell me what you are doing, please?"

"Yes, officer, I'm inspecting my truck's
rear axle," he replied confidently.

"Well, you should've checked the brakes, your
truck rolled down the hill a few minutes ago."

pilot50623 55M

9/10/2006 7:33 am

good one!

ShyWhisper2006 54F
15175 posts
9/10/2006 6:09 pm

*giggles* very cute

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