Pussy And Bitch  

hotpeppers58 59M
40 posts
8/17/2006 4:18 pm

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9/10/2006 2:30 pm

Pussy And Bitch

A kid comes home from school and says to his mom,
"Mom I've got a problem."
She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys
at school are using 2 words
he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are.
He says "well, pussy and bitch".
She says "Oh That's no big deal, pussy is a cat

like our little Mittens,
and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy."
He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the
workshop in the basement. He
says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school
are using words I don't know, and
I asked mom and I don't think she told me
the exact meaning.
Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to
mom with these matters, she cant
handle them. What are the words?"
He tells him...pussy and bitch.
Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down
from the shelf, takes a marker and
circles the pubic area of the centerfold
and says, "son, everything inside
this circle, is pussy."
"OK dad, so what's a bitch?"
"Son" he says, "everything outside that circle."


CB_2 52F

8/17/2006 5:17 pm

ROFLMAO!

Blogito ergo sum.


rm_mm0206 70F
7767 posts
8/18/2006 6:47 pm

oh ....

I like you....

lmao...

...m.


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