Rambling thoughts  

hotandhorny107 59F
339 posts
1/28/2006 10:29 pm

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Rambling thoughts

As I was driving today... I wondered if the pickup trucks that have snow plows attached plow the roads to get through when it is snowy.

Are all those birds sitting on the telephone wires waiting to attack a la "The Birds" (the Hitchcock movie)?

Is there really a black hole in the washing machines that suck out one sock from a pair? If not, where the hell does it go?

Why is it that the more gas you have in your tank the faster it seems to disappear even though your driving habits are the same?

How can you tell if sour cream is sour?

Is there such a thing as happily ever after?

Where do all the contestants on the reality shows come from?

Why are there so many car commercials...or for that matter, why are there so many commercials at all?

Why is Andrew Lesso, the guy with the money making book is out hawking the book, if he knows all of the ways to get free government money.

Why is fog described as thick as pea soup?


WowieZowie1 57M

1/29/2006 7:56 am

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?


rm_luke69iner 49M
3275 posts
1/30/2006 12:01 pm

If it's called Tourist Season, why can't we shoot them?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

If electricity comes from electrons ... does that mean that morality comes from morons?

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

If I have sex with my clone, will I go blind?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If there is no God, who made the nipple?

If there was a bisexual pride parade, would it go both ways?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?



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A persona che mai tornasse al mondo,
Questa fiamma staria senza piu scosse.
Ma perciocche giammai di questo fondo
Non torno vivo alcun, s'i'odo il vero,
Senza tema d'infamia ti rispondo
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~Dante~


tjinsoutheastpa1 54M
499 posts
1/30/2006 2:06 pm

hummmmm.....If god wanted me to get any work done, why is there such thing as AdultFriendFinder?


gussax 52M

1/31/2006 11:33 pm

I like the quote from Rudolph the REd Nosed Reindeer when Yukon Cornelius say to the dentist elf, that the fog is thick as peanut butter. The elf say you mean pea soup. Yukon replies "you eat what you want, and I'll eat what I want".


hooks1952 65M

2/2/2006 3:58 am

Here's hoping that all your dreams come true and all of your questions answered accordingly.

hooks


oldemt47 70M

2/2/2006 7:59 am

If I had answers to these questions I would not be an Old EMT. I love the way your mind works. Keep it up, and here is a HUG from an Old EMT.


bigandtallreturn 38M

2/8/2006 4:51 am

But if the visiting team hits it, why is it still called a home run?

(I also have weird ramblings on my blog. It's a Tuesday tradition.)

"Today may be the first day of the rest of your life, unless you live on the other side of the International Date Line, then yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life."- Larry Andersen


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