E-mail Jokes  

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1/29/2006 2:10 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

E-mail Jokes

Got these from an e-mail and thought they were cute. Hope you enjoy them too!

A VERY ugly woman walks into a shop with her two sons.
A man asks her, "Are they twins?"
Puzzled the woman replies, "No. One is 3 years old and the other is 10. Why do u ask?"
The man replies: "No particular reason. I just can't believe someone fucked you twice!!"


Walid: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice."
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Walid: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"
Next Walid approaches Bill Gates.
Walid: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Walid: "But this young man is a vice-president of the WorldBank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"
Finally Walid goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Walid: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need!"
Walid: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"
This is how business is done in Lebanon!!


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