GIrls have been Hit by the beer truck  

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6/16/2006 4:10 pm

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GIrls have been Hit by the beer truck


There's nothing like a good ol' chat with your girlfriend(s). They know exactly what to say to set your ass straight. Yep, they do know me pretty f'n well. They've seen it all. Hell, they were right there when I was doing all the devious deeds. They were the one's mixing the drinks. I was the one keeping them entertained. But when you stop drinking the drinks, it changes. It becomes more meaninful and precious. But in the end when they tell ya, "I love ya man", you know they got your back. I am blessed to have great peeps. That's all, go back to whatever you were doing. so here's to all the girls:

WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO

5.WE START CRYING AND! TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US AND PASS ME THAT PIPE.

8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

9. WHAT DID YOU SAY? WHAT DID YOU SAY? WHO ARE YOU AND WHERE AM I?

10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)

11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S UP WHEN WE SIT ON IT, NEED I SAY MORE?

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE BEER TRUCK.

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