Bowling for BJ's  

CastsAetasPoets 53F
127 posts
6/20/2006 4:27 pm

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6/28/2006 2:34 am

Bowling for BJ's

My friends and I decide that we are going bowling. God help me I thought. When we girls get together, it’s always trouble. And things are never as they appear. Rules of the game: For each strike, you get a BJ, no, the drink, stay with me here would ya. There were a bunch of guys a few lanes over who overheard us setting up the rules. Since I don’t drink, I had to give my BJ, if I should get one, to one of those guys, hand delivered.

First game: Would you believe I was the first to throw a strike? ORDER UP. I walk over and say, “We’re playing a side game over here and I have to give one of you guys a blowjob since I threw a strike.” They all raised their hands and I’m telling you I had all I could do not to piss my pants from laughing. I just close my eyes and pointed. I handed the BJ over and ran back to my lane. “Cum back here!!” They were all screaming. We continued bowling and I got another strike. OH WAITRESS!! CAN WE GET A BLOW JOB? They guys were all cheering. Again I close my eyes and point, getting the same guy as before, and no I didn’t try to. "Twice in one day? Am I the luckiest guy or what?" He does his BJ and hands me the shot glass. “Keep this up and I might just get drunk and ask you for a real blow job.” I slink back to my lane to the comforting arms of my peeps. On the very last frames of the game, I threw a turkey. OH BARTENDER, can we have 3 BLOW JOBS? I sit down and put my head in my hands. What are the f'n odds that I could do this in one year let alone one game? My girlfriend and I walk over to the guys; I close my eyes and turn around, pointing three times. Here, the same guy stepped forward alone. I open my eyes and the entire bowling alley was laughing. Seems they were playing a game of their own. Since he wanted the BJ, the drink, they set me up so no matter who I pointed to he would step forward. As we were leaving the alley, this man ran up to me and shook my hand. "You are hilarious woman!!" When our hands released there was a piece of paper in my hand. On it said, “For a good time call Mike…”

Did you have a fun day?

sammiesunshine 47M
162 posts
6/24/2006 7:33 am

Did you call him? Please say you did...this is to good.

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