true.........  

horatio1815 47M/37F
155 posts
3/15/2006 6:17 pm

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4/27/2006 3:05 pm

true.........

> FEMALE PRAYER
>
> Before I lay me down to sleep,
> I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
> One who's handsome, smart and strong,
> One who loves to listen long,
> One who thinks before he speaks,
> One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
> I pray he's gainfully employed,
> When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> Massages my back and begs to do more.
> Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
> Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
> I pray that this man will love me to no end.
> And always be my very best friend.
>
> Amen.
>
>
> MALE PRAYER
>
> I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
> who owns a liquor store and a bass boat
> This doesn't rhyme and I don't give sh**
>
> Amen
>


Sorceror07 55M

3/15/2006 6:30 pm

lol!!

...That which does not kill me merely pisses me off!...


tekweezel 63M
18 posts
3/15/2006 6:58 pm

Bass boat is negotiable...


elysianpleasure 48M

3/15/2006 8:21 pm

LMAO.... very very funny


imLadyBambi 59M/51F

3/15/2006 10:03 pm

Hilarious! There is so much truth to what you wrote.

Lady Bambi


horatio1815 47M/37F

3/16/2006 1:10 am

hehehe. tis good isnt it? and so very very true lmao. and of course youre right, tekweezel, who needs a bass boat when youve got a deaf mute nymphomaniac lmao!


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