What Happened  

honestjohn4u 58M
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5/10/2006 2:16 pm

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What Happened


What happened to the english language. We have contracted complex statements down to just a blurb or worse a TLA. A TLA is a three letter acronym, you see TLA's are so popular they have their own TLA. In the old days we would fully illucidate our feelings and meaning. Now we have been reduced to trite little platitudes.
Take for example, I disagree but don't have time to debate the subject now, is replaced with "whatever". Other comments such as I agree with you, are now replaced with uhuh. My all time favorite fuck off is now substitued with LOL.
I have decided to take it a step further and do away with the entire english language. I went to work one day determined to do without this obsolete means of communication. Why use words when a simple grunt or jesture will suffice. This went a lot further than you might imagine but I was eventually forced to speak. I was well into my work day before that happened.
Maybe next time I will try an alphabet based communication so don't piss me off, YUFNSOB
Hey, days beautiful and I have to run, you have fun too, but don't have lots of luck just get laid.

I Swami Johnny see's all, knows all, tells very little.


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