I'm Just Chattel  

honestjohn4u 58M
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5/2/2006 6:35 pm

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12/12/2007 12:13 pm

I'm Just Chattel

Hi I'm Polymer, Big Johnny's other cat. I have pretty green eyes and he loves me way more than that Bunford. He's a big bunny butt. Bunford is not mean, is not rough, and is not tough. One swipe of my claws and he runs and hides in the closet. Ever watch a nature documentary, It's always the lioness that does the hunting. The males just sit around all day fighting. Can you feel my feline feminine energy?
In the mornings he sings to me and thats my time for lovin, so girl go get your own. He's mine! If you try coming around here I will shit in your shoe or drag out a used tampon as a play toy at the most embarassing time, so give up now and we won't have to go through this. Polymer

It's kinda funny but in the mornings I frequently wake up singing, and as soon as I do all the cats arise from around the house and assemble on the bed to be serenaded. It's gotten to be quite the ritual.
PS Polymer I have a laser pointer that says your gonna be busy for a while. Big Johnny

I Swami Johnny see's all, knows all, tells very little.

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